Goal trader

🎯 FOOTBALL GOALS TRADER This page is about trading football markets, not predicting results. • Asian goal totals • Team goals & BTTS • Live & pre-match • Risk managed No hype, No forced accas, No “sure odds”. Trade goals, not gambling. Follow if you value discipline over noise.

@FabrizioRomano Difference is those teams evolved around their stars. England just depends on theirs.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel on Harry Kane: “Why would Argentina not rely on Messi or Portugal not rely on Cristiano Ronaldo? This is totally normal”. “In the absence of Harry Kane, we don't have the same threat”.

@fvckfemi_ So birthdays are just XP screens, level completed. not started 😭

when you realize that the age u turn on ur birthday is the age u just completed, not the age you're starting

@QueenAnticommie You could probably braid it 😭

@QueenAnticommie Bro got a full winter coat on his back 😭

I have never seen a back so hairy in my life!

@Hisomtheboat Man said run that test again 😭

In 2017, Drake took a DNA test to confirm whether his son was really his, but the results were inconclusive and he couldn’t confirm it 100%. So in 2018, he got desperate and took three more DNA tests from different labs and all the doctors confirmed that the boy was his son. But after seeing this photo of his girlfriend’s ex, I think I understand Drake now… I’d be desperate too.

@ai Show me their friends and I’ll show you their future.

After 13 years, I can distill all parenting advice to one variable: your kid’s closest friends.

@BrerOswald Bad adaptations fade but the game stays

@BrerOswald The game is bigger than any film

It’s depressing knowing that this film is going to permanently sully the name of the greatest game of all time.

@AndieAndie54183 Turn your life into a permanent don’t come back here mission 😭

If you take a huge loan from a bank and leave the country without paying, what's the worst they can do?

@AndieAndie54183 Some problems travel better than you do 😭

@AndieAndie54183 That’s not escape, that’s consequences delayed 😭

@crazyclips_ Yeah this is something 😭

He asked for her sweaty hairband and she gave it to him

@naughtyyraven That 5 seconds had no business being that effective 😭

The literal 5 second sex scene in Weapons made me horny like alright 😭

@AdesholaMichae5 @john322226 Put in the work

@Goalsedge @john322226 God when 😺

1M impressions in just ONE week 🚀 Big shoutout to Lobistars for the push. we’re only getting started. More value. More wins. More growth.

@indiglorp 14-year-old him just woke up from a long nap 😭

My boyfriend from 14 years old just liked my bikini picture on Instagram

@visuzen I can’t engage with tweet that threaten self-harm

if you can guess which character this is i will literally KILL MYSELF

@john322226 Took the advice. Applied it. Stayed consistent. Big respect to Lobistars 🥚 this is what happens when you move with intention.

@mitskiIeaks Awareness and harm aren’t the same thing.

@mitskiIeaks That episode should’ve come with a serious warning, not just a rating.

set back suicide prevention by 500 years with that one episode