Heavily Mutated Flytrap
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Heavily Mutated Flytrap
@HMFlytrap
Low/No PUFA sentient plant. Horticulturalist. Linux & BSD fan. Strongman/Martial Artist. TCM enjoyer. Software Developer. Esoteric Private Property Anarchist.




There is an old Jewish tale told in the Talmud about a master who sent his servant to buy for him fish in the market. The servant came back with a fish that was utterly rotten and smelled bad for his master. His master gave the servant three options: Eat the rotten fish, pay a fine, or be expelled from the city. The servant chose the first and began eating the rotten fish. Halfway through eating the rotten fish he just couldn't stomach it anymore so he asked to pay the fine. After he paid half the fine he realized he cannot afford it anymore and was therefore expelled from the city, thereby taking on all three punishments. That is what JD Vance did to himself by turning on Israel and his horrifying performance today in Switzerland.

Some Stellar Blade fans have spotted that some users on ResetEra and other groups are reporting the game to payment companies like Visa and Mastercard. They want to boycott the game, especially after Shift Up will reveal more outfits and content for the game that they think the protagonist is too young They started by banning discussion of the game altogether; now users there claim to be reporting it regularly.




Footage has been released of "The Liver King" going crazy in an interrogation room after making a terroristic threat against Joe Rogan

This Japanese restaurant logo is simultaneously a Japanese crane and a hand holding chopsticks.


BREAKING: The right-wing candidate @ABDELAESPRIELLA has been elected the new President of Colombia 🇨🇴









poor little 48 year old baby it’s okay you only fucked everything by withholding crucial information but you’re just a baby

🚨 An estimated 500,000 children have died since Trump destroyed USAID.









