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@Hacklordy
I drink and I know things
Everywhere all at once Se unió Kasım 2009
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How is “ me wey rude die” a compliment? Are you in SS2B ?
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As a nigerian, you don’t have the luxury of ignoring politics right now, you should actually take it as a life or death situation, because it is.
This may be your last real chance as an ordinary citizen to reclaim your life and your future.
𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟@kusssman
last chance before japa.
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I applied to your firm for a job, you sent me rejection letter, very normal. I took it.
What I won’t take is you adding me to your subscribers, sending me news letter. You too dey go!!!
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She did this while simultaneously cheating on her husband. Women are funny as hell lmao
Pop Rhyme@PopRhyme
12 years ago, Solange gave Jay-Z a BEATING after the Met Gala, upon discovering he was cheating on Beyoncé.
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The most embarrassing government ever. They keep rejecting our ambassadors.
Everything they do is embarrassing. 😭😭
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Is the governor speaking from an armored tank or do I have catarrh in my eyes?
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
“You people should remain calm so I can speak here. The att@ck that happened last night is very terr!ble, I didn’t even sleep after hearing about it.” — Plateau State Governor, Caleb Mutfwang says as he try to address the protesters
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Dropped my daughter off at daycare, and she says, "Mommy, yesterday Miss Kita bit me." I'm like, WHO IS MISS KITA?! She says, "Miss Kita... you know her." Now I'm walking in there like a concerned parent AND a detective- "Which one of y'all is Miss Kita biting my child?!" Her teacher says, "Uh, we don't have a Miss Kita... but a mosquito did bite her yesterday."
I looked at my daughter like, GIRL, YOU BETTER PRONOUNCE THOSE WORDS RIGHT BEFORE I END UP ON THE NEWS.
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Nobody should leave Council tax and house rent for me ooo😭😭😭, I’m not a real man oo
Oversabi Nurse 👩⚕️🇬🇧@AsidanyaMiracle
When I came to the UK newly, our water bill was updated(raised) cus then you have 2 people in the house. I wasn't really working, was just doing part time job while preparing for my OSCE so I wasn't contributing to the bills and my husband didn't mind but immediately I got my Nursing job, I took up some direct debits. It doesn't have to be 50/50 at home just help out the little you can. Even if it's the least internet(wifi) bill or water bill or even gas and electricity. Leave the house rent and council tax and all that for him.
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When you miss the ad's cancel button by a millimeter and end up in the Play Store.
♱@_belikesam
Weirdest thing that gets you angry
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