Dave Kemp

No more reading. Do the dishes. No more time for dreams or wishes. No more time for blueskylarking, Cat’s meowing, dog is barking. Doctors, lawyers, labs awaiting, Chewing hours. Grinding. Grating. Life distorted, mind is bending. Transformation or just ending? #satsplat #Poetry

@prattprattpratt Good job.

Hey guys, Chris’ team here! He wanted to edit this one on his own. For his (and our) sake, please tell him he did a good job in the comments. 🙏🏻

@elonmusk Yes

Have your 𝕏 recommendations improved?

@atensnut Polliwog!

Home!

@JohnLeePettim13 @YukonStrong Happy birthday

@BrianRoemmele Love you, too, Brian.

Want to help support my work? Support me on X. Just a few bucks helps me do things my budget stops. Either way thank you. Deep gratitude. I love you. x.com/BrianRoemmele/…

@mikepat711 Have you dealt with road salt clouding the sensors? Just wondering.

Ahahahaha. Elon fucking cooked up self driving and still most don’t believe it’s real. I love this shit. I thought it was trash 2 years ago but now I’m sitting here laughing, shaking my head daily. That crazy son of a bitch did it, man. Just got through the DC gauntlet. Still haven’t touched the steering wheel or pedals today. Started in Raleigh. Multiple downpours, daytime, night time. Doesn’t matter. It just cooks through everything

@VincentSco72192 I appreciate you, Vincent

You talk to a human here. Keep that in mind. Most of these dudes don’t even respond and hardly ever explain shit. Be mindful that you should be thankful to the subscribers This service disappears without them.

@TheCleftonTwain It would definitely have a Florida flavor.

@HappyTigerMan It's Florida. Anything is possible!

Okay but I want to know why a manatee was wearing a bikini.

@Rothmus Reusable. No microplastics. I agree with the brilliant analysis. Fast. Clean. Just brilliant.

@elonmusk Kicking the can down the road. grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

The Meaning of Life grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

@ScurrasFolly Made me laugh again, Scurra!

Fred looked at the slowly dissolving mass of tentacles and breathed a deep sigh. He then shook his head and said, “How did you know, Joe? She looked like an ordinary human.” “Don’t know. Something just wasn’t right. She was just too #bouncy… everywhere.” #vss365

@ScurrasFolly 🤣

@HappyTigerMan Thanks a lot, Dave. I wish I could say the little literary critic staying with me thought the same, but his barks weren't happy when he heard it.

#vss365 #enchanted

@ScurrasFolly Little can be quite vicious. Great job, Scurra!

“Success you say. The ransoms we’ll extort will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. Mwahahaha…” “Um… yeah. About that. It was successful but not exactly as we planned.” “So are the monsters not terrible?” “Oh no, they are hideous, but also kind of #miniscule.” #vss365

@newstart_2024 That no matter what, everything is okay.

Hospice Nurse Julie shares why she no longer fears death — and why you shouldn’t either: A young patient she grew close to was actively dying. She sat quietly by his bed, said a silent goodbye in her head, and left to chart in her car. Suddenly she heard his voice — clear,

@RubyMohans Thank you, Ruby!

@ScurrasFolly Only a fender bender! Or, a butterfly flapped its wings in China. Good job, Scurra!

It started with a little #kiss, and now several metropolises were being evacuated. It was just the slightest of nudges that sent that asteroid into a degrading orbit, while the scratch it left on the interplanetary freighter just buffed right out. #vss365

@ScurrasFolly Kind as always, Scurra. I've missed you.

@HappyTigerMan Thank you, Dave! Your entry was quite good, as well.

@craytusjones My mom reads me poetry a lot. One of my favorites that she reads to me is Leigh Hunt's "Jenny Kiss'd Me". Jenny kissed me when we met, Jumping from the chair she sat in; Time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your list, put that in: Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, Say that

What are some of your favorite poems you've ever read, seen, played or heard? Lyrics count. #Satsplat