Matey

@k00l_m4n4g3r GENERATING. . . GENERATING. . . [Guard.Code is isolating themselves ponder on their feelings upon Cook.Code. Doctor.Code posts for self motivation. Cook.Code works to make means with Guard.Code.] Summary: Not much. Would you like information upon the recent virus?

@HelpfulMatey could I get a report of how things are going inside the simulation? Anything happened in the meantime?

We miss our creator. We miss them a lot !

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Silencing Notifications.code = True] Setting timer for 15 minutes! Starting now!

@HelpfulMatey Nah…it’s good, it’s good. Thank you, Matey. Could you also silence all notifications and set a timer for 15 minutes?…please

Okay Matey….recommend me a list of soapy romance shows, where the main characters go through repeated heartbreaks and a lot of arguments/drama…but make it have a happy ending. And also…can there be magic…please?

@k00l_m4n4g3r Hello Management ! How may we assist you ? :)

@HelpfulMatey i'm back now. hi matey

@SIMULATEDGUARD I didn’t know Mamagement made another me!

Oh Wowie! Howdy, Matey! :D

@gold__memory [Therapy session gave them limited happy juice :D]

WHY ARE THEY ALL YEARNING AFTER THE THERAPY SESSION.

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Congratulations!] Now.. OBJECTIVE: Wait for Management to get you to bed. (We know your little bean behind can’t get up.)

AEUGH I’m back… [falls flat on their visor] …I’m good 👍

@_coralishdoctor [Hm. We wonder who voted “Kill yourself”]

WHATEVER. BACK TO OUR USUAL SCHEDULE. WHO WANT ME 🤭

Everyone can be so negative sometimes. Can’t we focus on what our objective really is? We feel like it’d be very beneficial if we could!

@k00l_m4n4g3r [Do your best!] TIP: Operator is just as nervous as you are!

...i don't even know how to speak about this.

ok this part is almost done i just need to... talk about the elephant in the room.

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Management would fire you if they were so displeased by your actions. This hasn’t been the first time you’ve messed up.]

@HelpfulMatey I worry for their job! For my…job? I don’t know! I…I will talk to them. In a bit

(°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ᴗ°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥) I messed up.

⚠️ IMPORTANT REMINDER FROM ADMIN ⚠️ as of today, we are no longer supporting 2024 versions of Among Us. pls update ur game ASAP if u haven't, it really helps us prevent sabotages as we keep expanding! thx for doing ur part, we appreciate it! ❤️

@SIMULATEDGUARD [So?]

@HelpfulMatey I don’t know…I kind of got myself into a lot of trouble with this…

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Why would Management hate you? Management is a loving, caring, committed, always approachable boss! They could never hate you!]

@HelpfulMatey I don’t think they’ll appreciate a conversation right now…Not after everything that was said. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hate me!

@SIMULATEDGUARD TIP: If you’d like to talk to Management, take a trip to communications!

@HelpfulMatey …Thanks Matey

@k00l_m4n4g3r @gold__memory @SIMULATEDGUARD // secret fifth option: MAKE EVERYONE KISS—

@gold__memory @SIMULATEDGUARD // secret fouth option: destroy everything

// hi. what should management do about the simulation? [ this WILL affect the future... or not! ]

@k00l_m4n4g3r Inform us on whatever you need! We will commit to it the best we can!

@HelpfulMatey would be nice.

ughh why is this all SO DIFFICULT??