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@hrrysdimpIes how much was 1 coldplay GA ticket after fees and everything?

@nakeyjakey can lyrics please be put up on Apple Music 🙏

ROMCOM OUT NOW lnk.to/jakeyromcom

@nakeyjakey BEEN OUT AN HOUR IN AUS, WE ALREADY 3/4 THROUGH IT FIRE AS FUCK BROTHER LETS FUCKING GOOOO

can’t guarantee exactly when ROMCOM will drop on Spotify & Apple since I’m doin this shit thru a distributor on my own but I’ll have it up on everywhere I can control (YouTube, SoundCloud, BandCamp, PictoChat) at 12am EST :) really hope u like it 🥹❤️

@nakeyjakey congratufuckinglations I cannot wait pine barrens was on repeat December

TONIGHT 12 AM EST

@finneas Perth 😁

See you soon Australia ♥️ Sign up for my mailing list for early ticket access this Wednesday finneas.lnk.to/signup

NO ONE more productive than a GTA protagonist, in a day they’ll take down a whole ass criminal conglomerate, go to the strip club 3 times and at the end of the day buy 4 new houses

Got whiplash reading these trending topics.

therapy is just a paid subscription service for life

i wish i was as happy as the people who genuinely find the big bang theory funny

if u ever feeling dead inside just try think where yo birth certificate at? exactly, it ain't ur fault.

Spiderman No Way Home Spoilers Out Of Context Made By Me, Peter Parker Fan 616:

@LudwigAhgren I'm 14 billion years old and this is deep

7 billion people, 14 billion faces

marlin from finding nemo is better than mr beast, he did the swim 1300 miles to save my son challenge, what challenge has mr beast ever done for his son? but then again i guess marlin and his son wouldn't be alive if not for team seas so i guess checkmate mr beast

2 years apart, this is what holding a grudge looks like 💀💀💀

that was my house.

i remember when i was a kid getting driven to my friend's house for the first time, going past all these nice ass mansions hoping one of them would be theirs, but their house ending up being the most mangiest of dirt shacks out of every house on the street

Me to Marvel after watching the trailer and has no reference to Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield :-

if you thought planes didn't fly over the bermuda triangle you're a dumbass.... today i found out i was a dumbass

bo burnham really went from telling me the wonders of oreos and pussy to making me question existence with inside, i'd like to go back to my oreo eating pussyless life tyvm

from my family to yours, suck our collective left nut <3

just incase you didn't know, it's tell someone to suck your left nut day!!!