Gail 🌵💙

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Time for Pope Leo to start excommunicating some motherfuckers.

The “art of the deal” guy gave Iran more control over global trade than they’ve ever had before. But it’s the “golden age” remember??

Iran continues to brutally troll the pedophile psychopath. 😳👇

I did my show with Adam Mockler this morning, and somebody in the comments suggested that we replace TACO with TOFU. "Trump Only Fucks Up." I love it.

Sen. Ed Markey just said it out loud on MSNBC: "They were planning an actual genocide — a destruction of a civilization. That's why Trump should be impeached, that's why Democrats should file impeachment articles against Trump, that's why the 25th Amendment to remove him should be invoked." A sitting U.S. Senator. On camera. Calling for the President's removal. Because he threatened to annihilate 90 million people.

Apparently, the Pentagon summoned a Vatican representative to the White House and gave them "a bitter lecture, warning that the United States has the military power to do whatever it wants—and that the Church had better take its side." Holy shit.

A Trump insider opened a $51,000,000 oil short position — hours before Trump announced a ceasefire with Iran. This guy is now 16 for 16. $170 million in profit. A perfect streak. This is not a talented trader. "We placed the bet." "The ceasefire dropped." "We cashed out." Sixteen times in a row. That is not skill. That is not instinct. That is not research. That is someone who knows what is coming before it comes. Think about what that actually means. A private individual is placing a $51 million bet that oil prices are about to collapse — hours before a sitting president announces a ceasefire that collapses oil prices. Not once. Sixteen times. Zero losses. There are only two explanations and both should terrify you. Either someone inside the White House — or with direct access to it — is leaking ceasefire negotiations to traders before diplomats, before the press, before the American people hear a single word. That is insider trading. That is corruption. That is a federal crime. Or the timing of the announcement itself is being shaped around the trade. Which is worse. This is not a genius investor who reads the news faster than you do. The news hadn't happened yet. He wasn't reading the news. He was getting a phone call. While Americans were watching the ceasefire announcement and feeling relieved — somebody already knew. Somebody had already bet $51 million on it. And somebody was already counting their winnings. You are not watching a free market. You are watching a White House with a side hustle. Via~ Really American

This is a must see

The ceasefire with Iran lasted 0.00379 Scaramuccis. It's time for the US to cut all ties with Israel. Trump is being used by Netanyahu, but he's too fucking stupid to recognize it. 😡😡😡👇

If you’ve ever been on the receiving end of an abusers fist you know this tone and posture immediately.

During Trump’s first term, his sons at least made *some* semblance of an effort not to engage in foreign business deals. That's out the window. Now, they’re launching one new international deal after another—even positioning themselves to make money on Trump's war in Iran. 🧵

Can we just take a moment to sit with the fact that the sitting Vice President of the United States is actively campaigning in Hungary for an anti-democratic autocrat. And he’s doing so while his boss casually threatens annihilating another country. It’s insane.

We’ve been doing this same thing for 15 months. On tariffs, Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, Nobel Prize, law firms, media companies, state govts, on and on. Trump makes crazy threats & ultimatums. Causes chaos. Backs down. Causes more chaos. Pointing that out isn’t provoking him into doing worse - he will do worse on his own. “We can’t criticize Trump right now over this fiasco or he might do crazy things” is a ridiculous position that fails to understand what Trump is all about.

“Everyone is confused. Nobody can understand what America actually is today. It seems governed by some kind of mad emperor who keeps saying whatever comes to his mind, something we haven’t witnessed since Caligula or Nero. The one thing the Europeans have understood is that we are dealing with a bully. You can give him everything he wants, you can pretend you don’t hear his insults, but he will keep trying to bully us, and so at a certain point we must stop him.” wsj.com/world/allies-f…

Trump is a military moron.  His war, with a price tag of $44 billion and $4+ gas, made us worse off today than we were when he started it. And if he restarts this war we will be in even worse shape. We must pass our War Powers Resolution to end this war for good.

@MikeSington @LucyJoh0248293 It took her ten years to come to this conclusion? Fool me once… 🙄

“I am sick of this sh*t. Can’t he just behave like a normal human?” Megyn Kelly completely unleashes on Trump, and it’s brutal.

President Donald Trump is reportedly holding on to a $70 million luxury jet acquired under former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem—and the first lady will get VIP access. trib.al/zGf6aaH

I'm genuinely confused What the fuck was the point of the Iran war?