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My first ever commentary reel is now available! I did a small 3 tournament run offline Nov/Dec of 2024 thanks to @DekuXDesu @ayob00m and @KyleMac386 for always supporting me and allowing me to commentate :)

NO MATTER HOW MATURE YOU ARE, MEOWING BACK AT CATS IS PERMANENT.

Conservatives hate tattoos on women because you have to be 18 to get them.

When you have leaders that can actually be around children, this will happen 🥰🥰

BREAKING NEWS!!! Coworkers are NOT your friends! Avoid gossip, Don't brag, Do your job, Get paid, Go home. Brooooo, keep your private life to yourself.

People wonder why millennials can see through online nonsense so easily, and I’ll tell you how: we didn’t grow up with the internet, but once it showed up, every school paper demanded ten reliable sources. No random sites, no ChatGPT, just libraries and actual books.

BREAKING: A disillusioned White House staffer says Americans would be "shocked" to learn how many hours every day Donald Trump spends watching AI slop videos of himself on Truth Social posted by bots depicting him as a superhero, Air Force pilot, Army general, dictator, or Jesus.

“That money could have been used to fund tax cuts for the wealthy”

🇺🇸NYC mayor Zohran brutally EXPOSES Trump 🔥 He said : “Trump is telling that city-run grocery store and medicare funding is implausible, but $500 MILLION/day to kill people in Iran and Lebanon is necessary.”🔥 He literally destroyed Trump propaganda in 2 seconds 🔥🔥

🚨 Police officers in Maryland are now prohibited from partnering with ICE.

how it feels being washed at a game you were once good at

@FightCoachFight Cmon bro this shit has been trash 😭

I hate TKO man

🚨 NEW: Democrats successfully block Trump from cutting $10B in childcare and family assistance.

Three-time Trump voter: I’m a registered Republican. I voted for Trump...He is not worthy of the presidency. He takes bribes blatantly, and now he's being a racist blatantly…I just want to apologize to everybody in the country for supporting this rotten, rotten man.

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too

A video is going viral of President Obama and Mayor Mamdani singing wheels on the bus with kids in a NYC school. There is literally not one person alive in the entire Republican Party who measures up to either of these two people.

@StutheAnnouncer I’m a huge FE guy but even I can admit there’s too many FE reps lol.

@IAmAbsolution Of course. They had to be relevant enough to get in Melee to begin with. Claiming that it has such a big footprint to warrant EIGHT characters in Smash is just silly.

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Lmao Trump at 6:00PM: “I made Iran open the Strait of Hormuz. NATO countries are calling me begging to help coordinate.” Spain at 6:10PM: “That’s a lie. He never called us. He is still living in delusion.” Ten minutes. They couldn’t even let him finish the speech. 😭😂

@StutheAnnouncer For North America sure, but the series has been around in Japan since the NES. Widely loved characters in Japan before Melee even came out.

@Blackheart_Opus @CharlieHaruno Fire Emblem's only cultural relevance is its presence in Smash. Can't really hate something when you consistently forget it exists.