If Then Execute

One side of the political spectrum keeps trying to kill the other side. One side celebrates murdering babies, selling their body parts, and chopping off kids genitals. One side continuously releases violent repeat criminals that are preying on our women and children, while lying and saying that they support women. One side wants dudes to compete against our girls in sports, and force our girls to change with them in the locker room. One side willingly invites criminals and miscreants from the third world to live among us with impunity, even going as far as to protest when sex offenders are shipped back home. One side gleefully riots and burns down cities when they don’t get their way. This isn’t hyperbole. The Democratic Party is a party of depravity.

you know who this mf look like lowkey ???

@Truthianvi @CholericCleric Do you simply have an affinity for Indian culture or are you Indian? 😂

@CholericCleric He is a politician. They need these DoorDashy stunts.

WTF .... what's wrong with this man.

@Truthianvi @ScottSpanglr @allgarbled Your tweet history indicates you are Indian. Likely H1B into I-140, or maybe even full green card now.

@ScottSpanglr @allgarbled Who the fuck are you calling Indian, you fuckin rube?

Saw an Indian guy going for a run in jeans and a collared shirt. Truly just built in a way I will never understand.

@Truthianvi @allgarbled You reposted this nonsense. Low IQ alert 🚨

@allgarbled How do jeans and collared shirt affect his running, your noticing and posting about it says that you’re a moron.

Terrifying—a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondents Dinner, unclear if shooting. I am ok, we are trying to exit now.

“start paying people lots of money so the whole site is overrun with engagement farming. great. now take away all their money so the whole site is engagement farmers crying.”

If you’re a single, able bodied man under 30 - spend as much time as you can posting online OR playing video games

@NFLMemes King 👑

Rueben Bain could not have cared less about posing in the mirror with his draft hat 💀

How would you describe Will Smith's son Jayden's fashion sense?

Kamala Harris falsely accusing Trump of coddling the Charlottesville white supremacist rally exactly one month after she was endorsed by the SPLC—the group that planned, organized, & paid for the Charlottesville white supremacist rally.

“The death penalty is rooted in a deep history of racialized violence, and we applaud the Biden administration for commuting the sentences of almost all of the people on federal death row," said Margaret Huang, president and CEO of the SPLC. bit.ly/4fwof2r

@jimmie_green28 @LakotaWestFB @CoachTomBolden @CoachBWestbrook @Coach_Huls @gmcsports Nobody cares, lil bro 😭

Jimmie Green, class of 2028. 6’0. 191 lbs RB/LB. Squat 405. 34” vert. 11.02 100m sophomore year (10.4 split) @LakotaWestFB @CoachTomBolden @CoachBWestbrook @Coach_Huls @gmcsports

@DiscussingFilm Stop producing slop

First clip from ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’. In theaters on May 22.

@ML3democrats Dude got shanked by his own son

“Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President, he is a failure as a human being.” -Rob Reiner

@buckadeath Praying for the pilot 🙏🏽

Sending this to my mom and saying "pray for our troops"

@BronsHoodi @TripleH @WWE @WWERomanReigns @Obaofwwe Royce keys is a charisma vacuum 😂

@TripleH @WWE @WWERomanReigns @Obaofwwe I feel like somehow someway, we are going to get Oba Femi vs Royce Keys

Another historic #WrestleMania in the record books, another opportunity to say THANK YOU to our performers, staff, and crew who make this event the spectacle it has become. No one does it alone. Grateful to our fans who bring their energy and passion to wherever @WWE goes around the globe - we are nothing without you. The countdown to #WrestleMania 43 begins…

@realAnn_29 Terroristic threat. That is at least an overnight in jail and some costly court fees.

This man walked into the car dealership in Norco, California, polite and calm, just asking for proof that his trade-in payoff had been sent after buying a Tesla. Without warning, the religion of peace people knocked his phone out of his hand, screamed the N word at him repeatedly, put hands on him, and threatened him, all caught on camera. Absolute insanity! I hope he sues the hell out of them.

@StockMKTNewz Why would you even want to work there anymore (regardless of this spyware thing)?

Mark Zuckerberg and Meta Platforms $META just sent a memo to employees saying Meta Platforms is installing a new tracking software on the computers of all employees in the United States 🇺🇸 so it can train its AI Meta said the tracking tool will run on a list of work-related apps and websites The tool will capture stuff like mouse movements, keystrokes and screenshots of what the employees are seeing on their screens - Reuters

@GovTimWalz I thought this was a fake account 😂

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!