mr. yo

Toe slipped off the trigger again

Somewhat of a black swan event going on

Whatever. Fortnite time

This is an absolute nightmare

God I hope she doesn’t use twitter

Went on a date last night and the girl HATED me. Random guy asked to take a picture of us and I couldn’t have said yes faster. I got a good chuckle out of it, She did not.

...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets

I don’t want to get out of bed!!!

I didn’t smoke weed on 4/20

Eye contact is staring into someone’s soul and I feel it

I hate again.

Bad sleep oh my God

@prrfctkttygrl It’s a 10. Didn’t you see the bowling ball?

@ImgoingSputnik 0

Rate my trunk

I’m Donald Duck!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

2 Glasses of chocolate milk tonight.

The bug in my brain is telling me to end it again. Cmon guy

I'm getting there. When u masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue

Just bought 3 inch running shorts, who wants to see my balls?

Tried out jesternaxing