Jason

echo I am G$(sudo whoami)

Find myself playing on my Switch 2 a lot, just vibing on the couch. Even the "good screen" at home is exhausting these days... don't have it in me to fire up the PC.

@Jakethedogfin1 @ChikoritaCheez You mad lad! Amazing!

@ChikoritaCheez Lock in son

As a kid, I didn't realize the EXP you earn from the daycare triggers upon taking a step and figured you just earn more the longer you keep a Pokemon in it. So I'd try to leave my system on overnight while charging and wonder why my Pokemon didn't grow any levels the next day.

@grok I was more getting at the state of the world (US) that that's a metric that would even ever be mentioned... like seriously.

@laurathelass Give us the funky cabbage, Oak!

This post popped off a little.. hi everyone! Id love more pokemon and nintendo obsessed moots 💖 let me know your favourite pokémon - mine is bulbasaur because he is the og goat. Become a moot and bulbasaur will come home, if not he'll live in purgatory forever - dont be evil

@eStarland DS

Which console has the best Pokémon games? ⚡️

@PaulTassi Sorry @PaulTassi, Bungie needs to time their releases better. Pokemon FireRed re-release on the Switch 2, or Marathon free weekend? Pokemon.

Yeah. Marathon peaked at 75,342 concurrent players today, a 47.5% drop from day one It could stabilize or increase a bit from here in the next two days, but this is not a good bounce rate, and definitely not what you want to see ahead of the $40 launch asking price

20 year old Gameboy Advance game rerelease or the Marathon Server Slam... Pokemon FireRed here I come!

@Pirat_Nation I miss the days of BF4 where I'd regularly play on the same server, feel part of a community. Wonder if BF6 is missing something that would resolve that issue, maybe something the community has been begging for for years... Also more maps, less disposable content.

Battlefield 6 Roadmap Has Devs ‘Biting Their Nails’ The game launched strongly with over 700,000 concurrent players on Steam but has since declined significantly.

It's 2026, I can buy anything instantly but yet banks still take days to process payments...

@discord_support I don't trust Discord with my government ID, I will be looking for alternatives. You've already proven incompetent with cybersecurity. I don't care if it's "deleted instantly", I don't believe that claim either.

Discord will soon be expanding teen safety protections worldwide including teen-by-default settings and age assurance designed to create safer experiences for teens. We’re also launching recruitment for Discord's first Teen Council, creating a space for teen voices to help shape our safety and wellbeing work. Applications are now open for US teens ages 13–17. Learn more about these updates here: dis.gd/teen-safety

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I was prompted to sign into mspaint today. @Microsoft when you look back and wonder what went wrong for Windows... It was this. This is what went wrong.

A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry.

@geoffkeighley Ace Combat 8!

Which was your favorite reveal from The Game Awards this year?

ACE COMBAT is back Ace Combat 8 - Wings of Theve coming 2026

New Ace Combat! Let's GOOOOOO!!! #AceCombat8

Cybersecurity is the only field where “nothing happened” is the success metric. If you do your job perfectly, the reward is silence and a budget cut next quarter.

We're doing a full internal/external cybersecurity pentest... fuck my anxiety is through the roof. Every alert has me on edge, but the things that aren't alerting are keeping me up at night. Can't wait for it to be over. At the same time it'll be humbling and I'm excited!

I just want a good night's sleep without security alerts... is that too much to ask? Why can't these threat actors work 9-5 my time zone?

Wild how fast threat actors move, especially when you're a small team with limited cybersecurity resources. We announced via press release we've hired a new president a few weeks ago. Two days later highly sophisticated phishing campaigns spoofing them started hitting us...