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@theliamnissan I’m offended at how off the nipples were 🤣

I don't give a rat's ass if Kristi Noem's husband likes to wear women's clothing, and you shouldn't either

@ReallyAmerican1 what in the actual f*ck is he wearing

When challenged by Adam Mockler to agree with Trunmp's claim that the war is “won,” conservative commentator Scott Jennings was uncharacteristically timid, declining to back the narrative.

Hey @SenMullin, what the actual fuck are you talking about? Did I miss the part of your bio where you served in combat (or served in uniform at all??). Call of Duty doesn’t count.

#Wars are fought for corporate #greed - not to protect democracy as that is under threat from the same ones who voted to send our men and women in uniform to fight. Words still ring true today. Salute to our #veterans that served and sacrifice so much for their countries.

@HabsHappy @krassenstein Look at all the shit on the floor are they preschoolers?

@krassenstein It’s just Brady Tkachuk being upset that Trump offered Gold Winning USA Hockey Team cold fast food from McDonalds for their efforts getting to The White House. Kidding aside, I’d love to hear the unedited interview to compare.

BREAKING: The official White House social media account shared this video of USA hockey star Brady Tkachuk, calling Canadians “maple syrup eating f-cks”. Tkackuk addressed the video: “It's not my voice. It's not what I was saying. I would never say that. That's not who I am." wtf is wrong with this administration?

@KyriakosLaconas @JamesTate121 If he broke his leg gravy would come out.

@JamesTate121 Not with these hooves.

People on social media seriously think he’s taken up jogging.🤣

@LePapillonBlu2 Damien 😈

Don’t tell me he’s not thinking of destroying the world.

@AdamKinzinger Can he get a drivers license with those cross eyes?

@ML3democrats The irony of pro lifers pushing for death…

“PRO LIFE” Tennessee republicans introduce bill to execute women who get abortion. THIS IS DISGUSTING AND ALARMING ‼️ The amendment — sponsored by Rep. Jody Barrett, R. Dickson, and Rep. Mark Pody, R-Lebanon— attached to House bill 570 is still under review in committee.

@PastorKenTCAPP The of PRO LIFERS proposing death

Representative Jody Barrett! He’s the sponsor of HB 570 to abolish abortion with equal protection under the law. If you can call him and thank him. He’s taking massive flack and don’t believe the lies. There is no death penalty for women clause. 🙄🤦‍♂️

@AdamKinzinger Bro let the short jokes begin…,

Vance’s tie is two inches too short

@ProjectLincoln Even my dog is like kill me now

State of Delusion: Rick Wilson Reacts LIVE To Trump State Of The Union Address x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@irishrygirl Agree 💯 but I’m still watching with a barf bag and 🤬 so much verbal diarrhea 🤮🤢

I would rather get a Pap smear by Edward Scissorhands than watch Trump’s State of the Union..

@voteblue8888 Unfortunately it appears to still be a go - don’t get too excited anyone.

Trump's infamous White House ballroom and bunker have been scrapped by a federal Judge and the national preservation committee. Oh, and the $400 million in ballroom donor money has either disappeared, or simply never existed.

@RichEisenShow @richeisen @richiesen @sanbenito I thought the performance was great and the more I learned about the thoughtfulness that went into it the more impressed I became. Bad Bunny for the win!

"I was highly impressed from the jump." @richiesen was at the game Sunday in Santa Clara and gave us his first-hand review of Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl Halftime Show: #NFL #Seahawks #NEPats @sanbenito

@Trevor_Allan_1 He couldn’t last an hour in their shoes - so sick of that fat…(I’ve reached my swearing limit on Twitter today🤣)

@covie_93 @swoozyqyah Lighten up Andy! I think the only men who are “outraged” are the ones secretly watching gay porn - get over yourselves

What was this man watching???

@lippyent Who can go bowling without doing Fred Flintstone twinkle toes?🎳

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@LePapillonBlu2 That was exactly the point! Holy shit balls Twitter is breaking my brain today with all the Trump idiots - Jesus take the wheel!!

This is what a lack of critical thinking and some bad surgery look like.

@legitbrittFLA @factpostnews Oh for fucks sake

@factpostnews The ending to his show was about finding Jesus. Every rocker has sinned I’m glad he saw the light

Unearthed video of Kid Rock talking about the Olsen twins, who were 14 years old at the time: "Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? I mean, you know what I say—if there's grass on the field, play ball!"