Bruce (Drake Maye) Wayne

“Who makes a burner for people to find?” Me:

I hope Frank Ocean is doing well

@NeilS2218 Quaade Blue with the most virgin take of all time

“Masters weekend is now ruined with Rory being up 6 strokes”

Been a long year, so happy to be back

We are so back

i rlly miss the masters

That’s it, I’m retiring from gambling and drinking

With all the progress we’ve made in human history how is the dmv still the most miserable, dejected experience

“It’s winter there’s nothing to watch anymore” Drake Maye highlights:

When my mom thinks sixteen lemon high noons,two green tea, two tequila shots and three vodka redbull will get me “drunk” Me:

Chris when he has to work more than two hours in a day

“Yeah we have lemon high noons here” Me:

“Yeah we don’t serve sugar free redbull at this bar”

So deadass wemby is the best thing to happen to sports over anybody.

You want to go out for Valentine’s Day? Clav got frame mogged and you’re worried about Valentine’s Day?

Victim to my own remarks

Yeah buy ur girl something and take her to dinner like a good boy

I cannot believe we got to grow up with Tom Brady and then go to Drake Maye

Yo the pats are in the Super Bowl

POV: when I ask Crig if he’s gonna talk to bitches