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bassi
@ItsBassi
i drive a bmw with a toyota badge
Miami, FL Se unió Temmuz 2011
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I once sold a couple a couch in Costco. Two months later I hiked a mountain and they were there, with their kids, at the summit. Opposite side of the state. They pieced together who I was, walked over, and began asking me warranty questions with their backs to the sunset
NOTLIZYS@Lizys711
My worst fear is being off the clock and someone hunting me down in the parking lot
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I sold my white homeboy to some somali pirates after I gave him the aux and he put on suicideboys
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What the fuck does Netanyahu have on this dude
Parody Jeff@Parodyjeffx
BREAKING: Trump says Congress is becoming antisemitic and isn’t serving the Jewish lobby well enough.
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people don’t want information they want their biases confirmed
Jasmyn@JasmynBeKnowing
Why are people so allergic to reading full articles and gathering facts and information?
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Gonna be a suitcase nuke attack on US soil because Kash Patel skipped an emergency briefing to ride in Grave Digger
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there are pilots over iran right now who grew up flying banshees over blood gulch
Nostalgia@NostalgiaFolder
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there are hundreds of thousands of adults that still geniuenly believe he was cloned and their votes have the same weight as yours btw
TMZ@TMZ
EXCLUSIVE: It really was Jim Carrey at the award show in Paris, his publicist says. Read more: tmz.me/tpV2iYl
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Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*
World leaders:
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