Jacob Sparrow

Vilify the working class while tonguing the crevice of monarchy. Same as it ever was.

This is brilliant.

Seems like the perfect week for Conservative leadership contenders to be competing over which one will do the least to tackle climate change.

“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.” —Ancient British proverb

Thank you Andy Shauf for spending 923 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5mFKYdm… @andyshauf

If lead outs were paintings that’d be Leonardo da Vinci's Salvator Mundi. Sublime from DQS and Mark Cavendish. #TDF2021

@DominicFarrell @pipsuxx The kids don’t make those choices though.

@mollyweaver94 Brilliant. There’s hope! 🥊

So on my coffee break I completed the government’s skills assessment. My recommended career path is professional boxer. #SkillsAssessment

Come on Alan! @alexdowsett

@pooleplanthire @Tompid I completely understand why it’s done thanks. It’s just an arms race isn’t it. It’s not inclusive for people on limited budgets getting into the sport. Feel like #onebikecross is more of a level playing field.

@JAJSparrow @Tompid Every half a lap is best, cross is cross and it doesn't need changing the "crew" it part of it I'm afraid, we invest money to be the best we can, I've run 2 pressure washers before to reduce the chance of been without a washer

Cyclocross in the Uk is going to be interesting this winter... especially if it rains🤔

@Christo79377860 @chrisfroome No shit

@JAJSparrow @chrisfroome That's a mercedes...

I think I jinxed #Andorra with my tweet about the sunshine 🙈 Time to go find some lower slopes to train on 😬 #cycling

Not the sort of ‘Comet’ tracked machine I was hoping would arrive this morning @WeHaveWaysPod

I've tried & completely failed to think of a more effective proof that the message behind this performance is as urgent as it is irrefutable. Well done to everyone who complained! You've carried that message to parts it would never otherwise have reached.

@cyclingmole 🙌🏻

Team Mole. 💰💰💰💰

@hub_shropshire Lack of replies sums up the situation nicely.

Please tell us about local arrangements to facilitate #activetravel and #socialdistancing around #Shropshire schools ? #schoolsreopeninguk #walking #cycling #BackToSchool

@AdamBlythe89 @TeamINEOS Said exactly this earlier, everyone is loving seeing someone out muscle Ineos. Should make for a great Tour.

I do think that @TeamINEOS will be “sharpening” their knife before the Tour starts and come back windmilling. But it’s cracking to see another team FINALLY giving them a hard time. And more than ever, it’s great to have cycling back after a master reset.

@PaulDupuis20 @Kathrynmusic @thomasthetaxi ‘Cycling is just a past time’. You’ve clearly missed the point.

@Kathrynmusic @thomasthetaxi So why comment of something that doesn’t affect you but thousands of Londoners London is and as always been a working city with transport which provides thousands of jobs cycling is just a past time

Is this what we really want to see on the morning school run ????