☕🕯️J.B. Lampwick🕯️☕

The fall-off of Seven Deadly Sins (the anime) is still a tragedy to me. Escanor is still one of my all time favorite anime characters and I will die on that hill.

@Dragonf09912514 A brilliant start! I love your style and the fluffiness is on point so far.

Moth woman Sketch! Wife of @JBLampwick

Streaming Vellum with @ParagonicRay later today at 6pm CDT! Come by the Café for some brotherly yaps and then some rogue-like ink-spilling madness! youtube.com/watch?v=TD0n44… twitch.tv/jblampwick twitch.tv/jblampwick

Can we please return to character dialogue in media not all sounding the same with modern lingo, therapy language, and "irony"?

@TolkienWorldG Ah yes, the Mordor Baritone Choir

I’m not even joking

@Sola_Requiem The community note is killing me (I will also be watching)

Absolute peak. We will be watching.

@FiadhBaikal Hey funny story: 18 Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, 19 a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love. Proverbs 5:18–19 It's Biblical (in marriage)

We sexualise bodies because finding the other gender attractive helps us reproduce more Hope that helps

The beauty of fatherhood.

Where all my Cryptid and Cryptozoology lovers at?

@Little_Nycto Amen to this!

I am grateful to the Lord almighty above who has seen fit to bless me, a simple sinner, beyond count. Upon every breath that I draw, I express my thanks, Jesus Christ, for as undeserving as I am, you saw fit to bless me with another day. For the sick, the weary, and the sad, may they find their way to you through the light ever so profound that it pierces the dark that would ensnare the soul. ✝️

@shyichigo Deconstructed breakfast sandwich

Here is the Café Schedule for the week! I will be doing a special collab stream with ⁨@ParagonicRay⁩ on Tuesday so be here for that! You can find the Café through one of its many doors so follow me for more: linktr.ee/JBLampwick (Follow Renai too: renaiparagonic.live)

Every time I go to a hardware store to get some stuff for the Café I have to keep my wife right next to me or she'll gravitate towards the light fixture displays like a... well... a Moth...

I legitimately base so much of my personal style of humor on Ernest P. Worrell

@darlingstrawbie This is one of my favorite songs and got me through some of the toughest times in my life. God is Good!

been having some rough times lately, feeling very preoccupied and not focused on my relationship with God like i would like to be. “why are you trying to earn grace” hit me like a ton of bricks. i don’t feel worthy to even pray lately if im being honest. i don’t feel like God should be listening to me because i don’t feel like i am doing enough. but this song was a good reminder, maybe you need it too. God will not leave you or forsake you, even when you are at your lowest. He loves you! He is here!

The Café sometimes appears in exotic places and one time this left me face-to-face with a Gorgon. Of course I have no eyes so she couldn't turn me to stone. I had just started a new skincare regimen that left me with an almost mirror-like glow. Anyway new statue in the garden!

I'll be streaming LoZ: Twilight Princess starting at 2pm CDT! Come by the Café if you can, there are many doors: youtube.com/watch?v=_eF2K8… twitch.tv/jblampwick

@kittyowl99 In Moth form she's about the size of a large cat and I'm 6'1" in my current form.

@JBLampwick Hypothetically, if I have the motivation to finish a drawing of y'all together... Whats the size comparison between you two? 👀

A very provocative Arachnae came into the Café the other day which made my wife VERY uncomfortable (she's a moth). I had no idea where to look while she was ordering. I mean, how do you maintain good eye contact when she has eight eyes and I don't have any???

@kittyowl99 She does. This is her moth form. She's technically a human cursed to sometimes be a moth. But we make it work.

@JBLampwick Your wife being a moth when youre a lamp. Awwww... Thats so cute! Does she have a canon design somewhere?

@kittyowl99 Try none, she didn't know where to look, I didn't know. Awkward.

@JBLampwick Two eyes is hard enough, wdym eight???