Jeremy Bartels

"Wer Werte will, soll zum Arzt gehen."

@lionel_trolling Happy to see your Kölsch appreciation

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Dad at swim lessons this morning was reading an NYRB classic deep cut (Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky) but I’m not threatened by him because that’s a writer I’ve heard of

Patrick is a 34-year-old orangutan at the Metro Richmond Zoo who recently became an online sensation after a video of him tying a perfect double knot went viral. To celebrate his birthday, the zoo gifted him a royal cloak, which he tied neatly on his own 🦧

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@CHRISF0GLE Bluesky gets a bad rep on here, but it truly is less combative and way less fashy. You might consider it.

New flash fiction ⬇️

@CHRISF0GLE In some countries, they are

Jasper Johns at the Gagosian

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

RT @thamosdeaf: One of those jokes that shapes your sense of humor for the rest of your life.

About 8 or 9 years ago, I stopped at a White Castle for a meal. One customer was in what was clearly hunting camo and another customer thanked them for their service. Reminded me of Homer saluting the ice cream men.

@freedolinski Das wäre ja wirklich günstig, toll

@JCNB1 Waldalgesheim ist halt nicht Berlin oder Frankfurt, mit allen Vor- und Nachteilen.

This can't be a recent price, that's far too cheap for 2025-2026

St Michael’s Church in Kreuzberg has been a fixture of the city since the 19th century; its architect August Soller died during construction and is buried inside. The Engelbecken was going to be a public pool when it was created in 1926, but the plan was stopped by Catholics.

Müllerstraße Ecke Seestraße, #Berlin-Wedding (1927-28), Gustav Wunderwald.

View onto Schönhauser Allee from Stargarder Straße, c. 1980. Photographer unknown. #berlin

My pottery haul from Arizona. Stuffed all of this in my suitcase and somehow nothing broke on the plane. The fish and smaller tiles are from Cosanti, the rest were found at various antique and thrift stores.