JCPS Satire

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JCPS Satire

@JCPS_PR

This account is a commentary on the interactions between students and JCPS. For satire use only.

Se unió Ocak 2016

15 Siguiendo5.9K Seguidores

JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·4 Şub

Despite the white-hot rage from local Facebook parent groups fighting over whether or not we should cancel, there's still quite a bit of new ice on the roads. As a result, we will be on NTI today. Help keep everybody heated by posting, "But the roads are just fine by my house!"

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·25 Oca

Did you by any chance attend JCPS? If so, you make a compelling case; we clearly failed you. Or should have.

Anthony Hale@Anthony34233109

Louisville KY education sucks out loud the teacher doesn't no English and JCPS finding ways to commit fraud in its education to cancel busing making children walk to school at temperature below zero and I still haven't seen any security or metal detector on school grounds

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·25 Oca

You guys are going to be so psyched when you find out where that $188 million budget shortfall really went!

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·21 Oca

Look at the glass as half-full: when you develop crippling PTSD from your school bus sliding into oncoming traffic in the freeway this morning, take comfort in the fact that we haven't eliminated mental health practitioners from all the schools!

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·2 Ara

@Point_BlankB Oh, we're definitely thinking about it. We're going to think about it even harder now.

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WhoKnows@Point_BlankB·2 Ara

JCPS, don’t even think about it lol

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·2 Ara

It's time again for our favorite two words: Decision Pending! Will they? Won't they? Let's keep the suspense alive!

GIF

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·10 Nis

If we do another NTI day, half of you will be mad. If we have a normal school day, the other half of you will be mad. So we've decided to do a third, worse thing. JCPS will operate on a two hour delay, to provide you additional time to wade to school.

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·9 Nis

Please be patient. We're working on something here...

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·13 Oca

The kids are already doing math again. Nature is healing.

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·9 Oca

The weather outside is offending And the snow seems never-ending Another snow day's proposed Everyone around us is closed But JCPS is "Decision Pending"

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·9 Oca

@bigweb57 Enjoy your snow day. We'll pretend we are still decision pending for Friday though.

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@BigWeb57🇺🇸@bigweb57·9 Oca

@JCPS_PR u know anything about this or we waiting till lunchtime tom

Howie Lindsey@howielindsey

I thought JCPS was going to Make the call by 6 pm? 6 pm Eastern or Mountain? Did I hear wrong?

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·9 Oca

This is our last-ditch effort: to get everyone so heated that the side roads become passable.

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·6 Oca

Anyway, take the next couple of days off to reflect on this lesson!

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·6 Oca

This is why punctuation is so important. We've taken the liberty of fixing your tweet for you: "Y'all! Don't cancel tomorrow, y'all! - Some Idiots"

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·5 Oca

Okay kids, go ahead and enjoy your extended winter break! We plan to have so much fun keeping you guessing about Tuesday's status all day tomorrow!

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·5 Oca

Temperatures: Freezing Snow: Falling Ice: Incoming Roads: Terrible Driving: Hazardous Decision: Pending

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·5 Oca

Obviously we're having a tough time deciding. There are a lot of factors to weigh and consider.

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·5 Oca

PRO: Extending winter break will increase parents' appreciation of the school system. CON: Kids might not learn the proper spelling of "skoo."

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·5 Oca

You're probably wondering if you're going to have school tomorrow while the entire state of Kentucky is encased in ice and snow. But if we told you now, we'd miss out on the comedy of hours of JCPS students begging, threatening, demanding, and honing their argumentation skills.

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JCPS Satire@JCPS_PR·27 Eyl

This sentence is longer-winded than the storm is going to be. 👀💨🍃 @TwilightH0ney

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