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During all the Sports Direct chaos, it appears a miracle happened! #pokemontcg #sportsdirect

We all stand with Ratcliffe 🤓

@LaticsOfficial Get that silly wanker gone

⏱️ Full-time. #wafc 🟣⚫

Can’t they just feed Fergie into an AI machine? Wilcox can go in at half time and read from a print out. “It says: ‘I’ll see yous will never play for this club again, sonny.’ Pick up kettle. Throw at Patrick Dorgu.”

@VladsDeathsweep David Attenborough Bruce Willis Eric Dane Tim Curry Charlie Sheen (wc)

@VladsDeathsweep @jackt_1997 🤣🤣

@jackt_1997 I'm not caught up so you're not in just yet but I can tell you for a fact right now that a guy who chopped down a tree is not a fucking celebrity

Me, in Tesco’s tonight deciding which community project to invest my little blue token in.

🚨REMINDER🚨 The UK mobile phone emergency alert will be tested again. It is set to take place at 3pm on all UK phone devices TODAY. It will be a 10 second clip on your phone, with a vibrate and a message which will begin like this:

League One mascots ranked based on whether you'd trust them as a babysitter 🧵

"Right turn that Club World Cup off, you can watch your Baller League on your own time. I'm putting on Luton v AFC Wimbledon. Everything's normal"

The wait is over.

Apparently Indian fighter pilots dropped a 1000 onion bhajis and 500 pakoras on Pakistan.... they said thats just for starters.

Remembering 5 years ago. Covid caused such sadness. But amongst the misery it brought hope as well, as two young people found everlasting love. ❤️

Lord help you if you need to log an IT ticket tomorrow, the entire helpdesk is staying up until 4am watching “nfl”

@VladsDeathsweep Didn’t doubt you for a second

@JaackSaunders Now you're in you needy twat

VLAD'S DEATHSWEEP 2024 IS NOW OPEN. READ THE RULES. MAKE YOUR PICKS. BE ORIGINAL. CELEBRATE DEATH.

@VladsDeathsweep @VladsDeathsweep well… am I in?

@VladsDeathsweep Haliey Welch (hawk tuah girl) Bruce Willis Joe Biden Elton John Eamonn Holmes (WC)

4 year old me watching Pingu: