Jason Pavlas

The latest update makes me want to trade in my #tesla. What in the world is up with the terrible auto pilot in my 2019 model 3. Make this un-suck please

Just finished my first Pilates class and it was awesome, but intense. The work to rest ratio was nuts!!! Talking 60 second working with 15 second breaks for nearly the entire hour.

Does passing the Microsoft: Cybersecurity Architect Expert grant membership into the infosec community? I struggle with the "cyber expert" label when the primary tool is Defender for Cloud. IMO -> Platform engineering != infosec What am I missing? Am I alone in this?

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DUDE! right now, @elbruno is coding/hacking a drone he bought on Amazon for 100 bucks. This is so badass! youtube.com/watch?v=9xxpn-…

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Getting workloads into #Azure is not as hard as you may think. youtu.be/vTlU7jVpCqQ

@Jason Hilarious!

Breaking: Zuck is changing he name of threads to Z

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@LeilaHormozi Dang bro! Hope you feeling better.

Date night picture captured right before I had an allergic reaction to sushi and blew up into a red sausage and had to go home 😂

@danielcranney Bro, it’s just a base case and some magic…. Duh 🤪

Confession: I don’t really know what recursion is 🤷‍♂️

@vmiss33 From the UI, it looks like 20… lol

These pictures are 9 years apart 🤣🤣🤣

Philosophy calls for plain living, but not for penance.

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@waitbutwhy Nay, good sir. When the aliens come, they will have much larger issues with the death penalty. But, I do find irony in the 'bless you' thing. It's like one of the few remaining ways to interrupt without remorse that's still considered acceptable.

Just sneezed walking down the street which was promptly met by a “bless you” from a passing stranger. Commenting on a stranger’s sneeze has to be our weirdest cultural practice.