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🎨 Barcelona's Ballon D'or Contenders 24/25 so far

@Nancy_fcb Only Messi

Name that one player.

@alexanderlinda_ After effects

Quote with your most used tool and I’d tell you what you do for work🪄 If I’m wrong, I owe you a gift✍🏻

Thragg on Wednesday

@_VALKlNG You deserve a ballon d'or for this post

Lionel Messi, so they won’t need a translator

@KalshiEPL If you look at how hard it is just to break the goals record alone, now imagine doing all the other stuff Messi was doing as well in that same season cause he wasn't even a striker, strikers can keep up with his goal record and midfielders can't handle his playmaking record

@Desmund_Oris Tico can have it

Culers who are we supporting to win the Copa Del Rey tonight? Atletico Madrid or Real Sociedad?

@BarcaTimes @mundodeportivo Thank God, now let's move on

🚨| Atlético Madrid are clear — Julian Alvarez is NOT for sale. [@mundodeportivo] #fcblive ❌

@pallnandi We haven't actually met

True

Don’t say anything. Don’t explain anything. Don’t debate anybody please. Just retweet, repost and share everywhere.

@BarcaTimes @MatteMoretto

🚨🎖| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Barcelona are INTERESTED in signing Alexander Sørloth and have already made INITIAL contacts. [@MatteMoretto] #fcblive 🔴

@ReshadFCB @scapde_45 Another Roony badaji

🚨 JUST IN: Barcelona is well positioned to sign young Belgium winger Jesse Bisiwu, priority for Deco. @scapde_45 #Transfers 🇧🇪🌟

@ReshadFCB For what?

Yamal that has won La Liga titles as a 15yr old,as a 17yr old & about to win it again at 18yrs? Should we now to international stages or even individual awards?🙄 You can defend mbappe but don’t insult Yamal while doing so because Yamal is far apart of even the GOATs as a TEEN

@TrendingEx @CitizenMonitors Send aza make I pay my own.

Every Nigerian now owes about ₦724,000 each, as Nigeria’s public debt hit ₦159.2 trillion. — Report.

@TrendingEx @CitizenMonitors Send aza make I pay my own

The cure for sickle cell disorder is now available at sickle cell foundation Nigeria, LUTH. 🥺 Please retweet for others to see.

@Joshua__Ubeku Thank you for bringing this to my TL

I'm quoting it again! I need Barcelona fans to post this video every day on this app! You can't allow Premtards to gaslight us every day!

@BMWWheelbarrow @HarpiVert_ It's not that deep bro

@HarpiVert_ A stupid decision how many left back that was that good or better, also young.... you idiots forget Cancelo is a load and 31 years old, Grimaldo is 30 you people don't think everyday you see a dumb idea Barca should sell Pedri barca should sell Cubarsi back should sell FDJ idiots

Aston villa want to sign balde for €60M, should Barcelona sell?🤔

@ok6ixx And that was when I woke up

(A really cute girl is at my till buying coffee, completely locked in on her phone, typing away 😭) Cute girl: still looking down “One Caramel Frap, small please. Thanks.” Me: “Yeah sure, coming right up!” (I make her drink, come back to the counter and place it down) Me: “Here you go, ma’am. That’ll be $4.05.” (She pays me with a $5 bill and finally looks up) She freezes. Like… proper freezes 😭 eyes wide, mouth slightly open, just staring at me I’m suddenly nervous for no reason this goes on for like 10 awkward seconds before she blinks fast like she just rebooted Cute girl: “uhh… yeah… ok… I… I… um… one sec” takes deep breath “has this ever happened to you before?” Me: “uhh… I don’t think I follow” Cute girl: “this!” she points between me and her like I’m supposed to understand Me: “I’m still lost honestly…” Cute girl: “you know… a girl sees your face and just freezes?? like fully glitches?? and it’s obvious she’s attracted??” (now the whole café starts listening 😭 people slowing down, pretending not to stare) someone literally goes “awww” I just go: “uh… not really” She suddenly snatches the $5 back from me 😭 then pulls out a $100 bill and drops it on the counter Cute girl: “ok listen. I’m gonna walk out like I forgot my change… if you follow me out to return it, it means you want my number and dinner this week. if you don’t, just put it in the tip jar.” then she just walks out like nothing happened dead silence in the café Customer behind me: “bro GO 😭😭” Coworker: “that’s literally your wife don’t mess this up” even my manager is just standing there like 🧍🏽‍♂️ “don’t be stupid” I grab her change, shake a little, and write my number on a receipt paper I go outside Me: “uhh… your change. and… my number.” She smiles. like actually smiles 😭 Cute girl: “good choice” and just walks off I go back inside and the whole café erupts 😭 clapping, screaming, someone yelling “SHE WON” my manager just goes: “free espresso shots for everybody. don’t talk to me for the next hour.”

@TouchlineX 🇪🇸 2004: F. Torres 🇪🇸 2005: F. Torres Ferran Torres been in the game since 04

🚨🌟 Best Spanish player per year, according to Perplexity: 🇪🇸 2000: Raúl 🇪🇸 2001: Raúl 🇪🇸 2002: F. Hierro 🇪🇸 2003: Raúl 🇪🇸 2004: F. Torres 🇪🇸 2005: F. Torres 🇪🇸 2006: Xavi 🇪🇸 2007: Xavi 🇪🇸 2008: Xavi 🇪🇸 2009: Xavi 🇪🇸 2010: Xavi 🇪🇸 2011: Xavi 🇪🇸 2012: Iniesta 🇪🇸 2013: Iniesta 🇪🇸 2014: S. Ramos 🇪🇸 2015: Iniesta 🇪🇸 2016: S. Ramos 🇪🇸 2017: Isco 🇪🇸 2018: S. Ramos 🇪🇸 2019: S. Busquets 🇪🇸 2020: Thiago 🇪🇸 2021: Pedri 🇪🇸 2022: Pedri 🇪🇸 2023: Rodri 🇪🇸 2024: Rodri 🇪🇸 2025: Lamine Yamal