Jean Smartcar 🇨🇦

I’m coming to join #SmokeFleet.

@AesPolitics1 He definitely doesn’t know that there is a b in dumb.

This is an actual candidate for Republican congressman..💀

@Suzierizzo1 Fugly

Describe Todd Blanche in just one word!

Huckster meaning: A person who sells or advertises goods in an aggressive, flashy, or dishonest manner.

@OJoelsen How do you know when a MAGA Republican is lying? Their lips are moving.

The U.S. special envoy to Greenland, Jeff Landry, who left Greenland on Wednesday after a three-day visit, commented on his trip on Friday in an interview with the news channel Fox News. “It was a fantastic trip. I met many different people. I found many similarities between the Inuit people and the people of Greenland and the Cajun culture down in Louisiana,” said Landry, who also serves as Governor of Louisiana. Landry then made the following emphatic statement: “They love and embrace the United States. So contrary to what you read in the newspapers, they actually appreciate and want greater American engagement in Greenland.” —TV2

@redredraccoons @RodKahx Definitely a Winnipeg thing too.

canadians be like "thank you!" to the bus driver

@JohnnyGiunta_ Yep! Him and his 2 buddies.

Genuinely fuck this guy dude. One of the biggest clowns of all time

@Mollyploofkins Being pleasured by introducing the president is saying a lot.

What a dumb move as a young athlete

@TheBigBroTea He says that now because he didn’t win the 2 million dollars.

Jonathan said he was going to use the 2 million dollars from winning Survivor 50 to build a ranch in Honduras for women and children, but no one even asked him what he was going to do with the money #survivor50

@mark_slapinski Fuck that!

OMG: Lindsay Graham just stated an invasion of Cuba is IMMINENT. Buckle up. Canada will be next!

@HQNewsNow He spelt golf wrong.

Trump has just announced he will not attend Don Jr's wedding this weekend, due to "circumstances pertaining to Government." Trump's official schedule shows he will be spending the weekend at his golf resort in New Jersey.

@_FromTheIsland He lost because he’s a dick.

Jonathan thinks 'Miss Cirie' talking at Ponderosa is one of the reasons he lost

@covie_93 He’s busy.

He attended tiffany's wedding, TIFFANY!

@russellhantz What a big, whiny douchebag. #Survivor50

At least you were beat by someone that played the game… just saying buddy 🤷🏻

@TheBigBroTea #TeamMAGA 🤮 #Survivor50

Jonathan poses with his 2 biggest fans and doesn’t even look happy to be there 😭 #survivor50

@TVTweets2026 Or maybe Jonathan lost because he’s a douchebag. 🤷‍♀️ #Survivor50

Jonathan blames Cirie for him losing the game. And to that I say: maybe you should have thought of that before you voted her out and sent her to the jury. Too bad. So sad. Anyway. #Survivor50

@LePapillonBlu2 I’m surprised he could even find it in that massive bush.

Some dickless ashole sent me this! 🤣

@TheBigBroTea What a sore loser.

Jonathan is saying losing Survivor 50 hurt so bad, because he knows he played a better Survivor game than Aubry. He says “if that’s a jury, then I’m confused” #survivor50

@hikingtheglobe0 Winnipeg, Manitoba

@RightWingCope I literally threw up in my mouth a little bit watching this. 🤮

MAGA chud commentator Cam Higby has a BRUTAL panic attack and vomits in his mouth while defending Israel during his first time on National TV. This gotta be some kind of divine intervention holy shit 💀