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How many dicks do you think Kamala Harris has sucked to become the absolute loser and failure she is today? At least Hillary only had to suck one her entire life.

@barstoolsports @PardonMyTake @Internetinvite Amazing work by the captions guy

Max Homa knows the last thing you want to do is sleep through an important tee time @PardonMyTake @Internetinvite

@joe_or_nah @TheWapplehouse Wut?

@TheWapplehouse These people are still blessing their yams they aren't fucking developed bruh

This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.

@jaydenjones1001 @nekokot_1 @TheWapplehouse You okay Jayden?

@nekokot_1 @TheWapplehouse How the fuck do u think humans came up with everything by just thinking about and poof? Fuckin racist claim to be high iq but actually fuckin retarded

@nypost Sup

Embattled lefty SF supervisor Jackie Fielder wants 3 months off after 'mental health' crisis, questions swirl over taxpayer-funded leave trib.al/JZtVarw

@nypost This is Donald Trump's America

4 Texas teens allegedly kidnapped, tortured classmate for talking to one of their girlfriends trib.al/UeXkwwM

@jarvis_best @_debramessing Hey Jarvis, that was incredibly brave of you to run into the burning orphanage to save all those kids.

@_debramessing Sup

Sometimes you just have to run away… I have been open about the struggles I’ve had, like all of you, with the hate and violence seen across the globe. Feeling impotent. Heartbroken. Enraged. Overwhelmed. And, the feeling that the city I love is on fire had left me despondent. I realized I needed to reset. The majesty of Nature is always the answer for me. So, I went to Iceland. Alone. And it was transformational. I knew seeing the Northern Lights would wake me up and remind me of the the Awesomeness of the Universe. The vast unknowable Design. And It brought me back to life.

@hector_9595 @nypost

@JeffSpringer66 @nypost Yeah. A Democrat would have suggested she cut off her hair and breasts.

Disgust as school board member creepily tells young student, 'God, you're hot' trib.al/MnnuJM5

@NickAdamsinUSA Good thing he fixed this mistake

President Trump does not make mistakes, he's always right.

@nypost Mormons?

Summer's coming and these people are miserable about it - but not for the reasons you'd expect trib.al/gUHjVLp

@SMSPirate @catturd2 @masonbo

@catturd2 @masonbo Hey cat.. I really appreciate you taking all these incoming shit shells from the land of 150 followers and the split screen past tweets memes. Funny how they're all "libertarians". Anyway... Dude, you've got great defenses to let them blast their keyboard diarrhea w/o a mark.

Was the Power Plants and Bridges a head fake to take the island?

@nypost @catturd2 I read this and thought you might be interested

Can you really treat hemorrhoids with sugar? Docs weigh in on viral 'natural' hack trib.al/xDkClpx

@unusual_whales Ian is just out here minding his own business

Iran, to Reuters: if IS attacks Ian’s power plants, then the entire region and Saudi Arabia will fall into complete darkness

@3YearLetterman Little did they know, he was about to rock their worlds for 15-20 seconds

Good God in heaven this is amazing

@JodiOnTheCouch @JoeyMannarino

@JoeyMannarino Courage is contagious. Don't sell yourself short, the war is being fought in the media and we need strong voices like yours. Keep up the bravery. 🙏

People sometimes say I’m brave and put myself in the middle of dangerous situations by calling out the Islamization of the West and the migration of the third-world parasites into our nations. I don’t care about bravery. I don’t care. They’re either going to behead me for being a Christian one day or for speaking out. If the take over the nations because we’re all silent we’re all going to meet the same fate. I’d rather try to do something about it and have a fighting chance then just resign to the death of the cultures my ancestors built. I’m not brave. I’m doing the bare minimum. Everyone else should be fighting just as hard and harder. We either keep our countries or we’re all going to be dead anyway. It’s not bravery.

@BarryOnHere I'm watching House Hunters International

@unusual_whales Is Donald's foreign policy the equivalent of Tiger Woods getting behind the wheel?

Trump: "We want Greenland. NATO doesn't want to give it us. And I said, 'Bye bye.' Okay, thank you very much everybody."

@ryano3232_ryan @unusual_whales What's your excuse for "excatly"?

@unusual_whales Dual. Sorry speak to text sucks. You know excatly what I mean. And X doesn’t have an edit option.

Reporter: Deliberate attacks on civilian infrastructure violate the Geneva Conventio-- Trump: Who are you with? Reporter: The New York Times Trump: Failing. The failing New York Times.

@nypost "Always been a Kanye fan"

Can you still be a Kanye fan in 2026? His controversial comeback concert, Savannah Guthrie’s ‘Today’ return, more trib.al/d6zQ6bh