Jennifer.

“Privatisation has been a 35-year train wreck.” Dirty Business director Joseph Bullman tells Matthew Wright who he blames for the state of Britain’s water companies.

As US troops deploy to the Middle East. As gas prices spike. As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month. As scores of children die in elementary schools. As acid rain falls over Tehran. As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime. As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader. As the Epstein files stay buried. Donald Trump is playing golf. At his own resort. With his billionaire friends. This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

Fuel prices are skyrocketing, energy prices are going through the roof, & food prices are about to surge, all because of Trump’s war on Iran. So when you’re thinking about who to vote for, just remember: Reform are fully behind the war. They don’t care about the cost of living.

BREAKING: Israel fired white phosphorous over Lebanese homes, Human Rights Watch says 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/a49wlz?update=…

@PhilipProudfoot Stewart Lee has entered the chat

My 92 year old grandad went to vote today in Gorton, and when he got to the polling station the attendants asked where he’s from. “I’m English!” He said. He was immediately arrested. “Just for saying I’m English!?” he shouted out, as he was dragged away from the polling station.

“Since the fallout, Davidson’s team shares that he’s reached out to the studio handling ‘Sinners’ in order to directly apologize to Jordan, Lindo and production designer Hannah Beacher.”

This is so important

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Denied bail for minor criminal damage (spraying paint on aircraft used in a genocide), 8 courageous prisoners are on hunger strike & close to death. Is the UK gvt willing to sacrifice Britain's reputation for liberalism to aid and abet Israel's genocide?theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/d…

Selling 1 ticket for FEAR Avon valley with 5 fast tracks for tonight 18:45 entry. £30 drop me a message if interested

Any sign of Jesus yet lads?

@ConorJPKelly @beccaaah97 @DF97678 Hiya. We'd take one off your hands for £40 if you still have it

@beccaaah97 @DF97678 Hey I’ve got 2 I’m selling for 40 a pop - 80 altogether if you’re keen I’d be just delighted to get them gone at this stage

@choudz33 Hello do you still have these and how much plz, we only need one

@gridcustomersuk @MartinAitch1 We have no power still in BS3

@MartinAitch1 Supplies are now restored in area. Thank you for your patience and sorry for the inconvenience. Ellie

We are sorry about the #powercut in #Bristol #BS3 & surrounding areas. Engineers are working to have all properties back on by 04:00. Ellie

@NoContextBrits Pink foot 4eva

Funniest thing about this pope is he definitely has a cousin exactly like this

@imbethmccoll Truly most excellent news and an inspirational to us all 🍹

@JenniferAliceee feeling FAB i really think megaritas pair perfectly with an early night

defeated by the megarita getting ready for bed at 21:51 x

@mrkphllps1 YOU MAY NOT ASK

Why is Zack off #EastEnders trying to scam me into buying shirts off Facebook may I ask?

@mcdonnelljp @SimonCalder Same! We frequently get through Bristol airport sub 10 minutes (looking forward to this jinxing me for my next trip)

@SimonCalder I've made it through Bristol airport in less than four minutes.

"Airport Theory": the notion, perpetrated by online influencers, that you can whizz through an airport, from bag drop via security search to departure gate, in 15 minutes or less. As a theory, it's not quite up there with evolution or relativity. My take🔽 independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…