Jess Roebuck

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Drinking wine in my new house sat on a computer chair screams “what a sad little life” vibes.

THIS. IS. GENIUS 👏🏽

An absolute mess at #AfterLife3 🥺

Helping a male customer look for lip glosses for his wife, we crouched down to view ‘orgasm’ and ‘superorgasm’. To which he said “as much as I’d love to buy an orgasm, we’ll go with no regrets”. I’m still wondering if he realised exactly what he said.

BLOODY HELL! @AlmeidaTheatre The Tragedy of Macbeth PHENOMENAL from cast to set. Just quote simply FANTASTIC 👏🏽

My heart rate was that high during that #Vigil ep, it triggered my watch to sound the ‘abnormal high heart rate’ alarm.

Holy smokes #IAmVictoria.

“I hope you crawl back under the rock from which you emerged” … quite frankly the only good thing Boris has ever said.

Kathy 👏🏽Burke 👏🏽Everybody 👏🏽

@MattyBurr It’s the phallic shaped tuft of hair.

WHAAAAAAT

Please help me ... and complete this survey on attitudes to physical activity and food behaviours during the COVID-19 pandemic. It would MASSIVELY help my final PhD study out ... hull.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/behaviours-and…

‘AV IT. DONE. 😭

@sophie_walkerr I am a HUGE ‘keeping up appearances’ and ‘waiting for god’ fan. But dinner ladies … how unrecognisable is Maxine Peake!

Exhausted. Need break.

For years even just the score from Patch Adams reduced me to tears. I’ve FINALLY just watched the film. My heart hurts.

Three words: Jammy red roo.

Three families 💔.

Ok. Brits opening. Genius.

B&Bs reopening, able to travel anywhere in the UK ... PRAISE BE! because apart from 4 days in September, I’ve spent a year writing a thesis with only Barbara’s front door as a view, and I’m over it. Sorry Barbara.