John O'Hara

Hey, @Wawa. We think you'd look pretty dang good over here in Happy Valley 👀 onwardstate.com/2022/11/02/we-…

That 🎨DALL E 2 is amazing! “Salmon in the river” 😄 Training is everything… #dalle #AI #ML

For some reason, St. Francois County wants to redesign its county seal, despite it already being absolutely perfect. dailyjournalonline.com/news/local/gov…

MARY: Well, I just had a baby… in a barn. So, thanks to everyone who brought gifts. The gold, the perfumes. All things babies love. Also the child who inexplicably played drums, like, right in my face. This…this was great.

Please remember - unless you are teaching a math class - that isn’t fair to assume your students can compute a weighted average.

investor: so it’s like a spoon going into a baby’s mouth? orville wright: but in the air, yes

@Schunkium Nope

My room is all cleaned and packed up. Grades have been submitted and I closed all of my Canvas tabs. I walk out of the high school to feel the freedom of summer as the sun shines down on my face. I check my email as I walk home. "Hi Mr. Schunk. Here's my lab. Sorry it's late."

why would they give two kids the same name

Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.

I found your mascot @NHLSeattle_

@NickHartmanNY To update the old saying, “Publish AND perish?”

One can't just crunch numbers and publish results. You have to understand what the data means or your "results" might just be missed quirks in the raw data. Some clear examples of that going on with COVID-19 analytics. ckmanalytix.com/misleading-met… #DataScience #COVID19 #Analytics

Wait, you can rewear a coat?!?!?!?

do not ever under any circumstances say “pleased to e-meet you”

I ran to protect our new TV when the #earthquake hit. My wife is pregnant. We’re having a conversation now.

Here is all of the information on tickets for next weekend's B1G Tournament games. Townies, we need you there. Students, the beach will still be there on Monday. The Pegula was built for this moment - be a part of history #PackThePeg twitter.com/PennStateMHKY/…