Jonathan Kite

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Jonathan Kite

@JonathanKite

@erewhonmarket membership recipient | Oleg @2brokegirls | Johnny on Dad Stop Embarrassing Me @netflix | Elbow Model

Castle Greyskull Se unió Mart 2010

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·30 Kas

@HeliumComedyPdx December 5! 2 shows! 7 & 9:15PM portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/126073

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·15 Eki

In California, squatters can claim a house as theirs, even if someone else is living there. I guess that makes everyday Columbus Day

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·4 Eyl

Now I know why you can't change houses at Hogwarts. Because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in transitions

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·14 Tem

“Trump will never listen. It’ll go in one ear and out the other.”

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·26 Nis

@daytonfunnybone tonight and tomorrow! jonathankitecomedy.com/shows

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·18 Şub

Check out the first episode of my podcast @kiteclubpodcast youtu.be/5FFXEc_c2TY?fb…

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·24 Nis

I’m in Austin tonight at The Green Jay

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Adam Ray@adamraycomedy·15 Mar

NEW @ALNpodcast with @JonathanKite is up🔥 Enjoy on @ComedySpotify @ApplePodcasts or @YouTube🍿

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·26 Ara

Happy Bethday to this beautiful soul!!

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·26 Ara

@realDonaldTrump

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Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·26 Ara

I simply want to get our great people $2000, rather than the measly $600 that is now in the bill. Also, stop the billions of dollars in “pork”.

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·19 Ara

Drunkingly binging Russian Doll on @netflix. Am I doing this right?

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·18 Ara

Myself on an Elf!

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Chris Millhouse@ChrisMillhouse·17 Ara

PODCAST LISTENERS! The newest episode of my podcast w/ @DarrellCHammond is out now! This week we’re joined by @JonathanKite & if you love impressions you’ll love this episode! Available on iTunes & Spotify! linktr.ee/TheThirdPerson…

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·17 Ara

Throwback Thursday to when I did demonstrations on how not to wear a mask

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·15 Ara

#greenlightsbook challenging accepted @McConaughey

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Jonathan Kite@JonathanKite·9 Ara

M. NIGHT on KITE #ElfontheShelfChallenge

elfontheshelf@elfontheshelf

@BethBehrs @KChenoweth @JonathanKite @cher Popping in from my spot on the shelf to deliver the news from the North Pole myself! Santa laughed when he saw your fun, silly twist and placed you on top of his Very Nice List! 📝✨ #ElfontheShelfChallenge

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