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@BarstoolBigCat Rumor has it you clogged the toilet at Am Fam Field last night. Took a mid game shit. Actually, it’s not a rumor, you told me you clogged it as you were leaving the stall.

It’s going to be insane. I also have heart burn from yesterday and I’m not taking Tums. Gonna just ice cream myself back to health

@KenRyan_MKE Fair. But.. thinking in the now. Imagine if we had 60s on a December weekend… during a pandemic.. The question is… would any beers remain at the local microbrewery?

@JubaMo Listen, upper 30s and sunshine so I can convince myself that the planet will habitable in 15 years.

60 F in December ain’t it.

@nflmemes @tae15adams Please apologize to the cameraman @MJSphotog in this video. Medically he is fine. But his pride? It’s crushed. Thank you.

Davante Adams hates the camera man

@KenRyan_MKE Pre Dad Me- “I need to mow multi times per week. Checker board patterned lawn” Dad Me- “Let that shit go dormant!”

Perfectly acceptable to mow the lawn until 8:30 pm — darkness, school night or otherwise. Nothing to feel guilty about.

@ZachLowe_NBA I saw @Khris22m eating at a local taco restaurant @BelAirCantina in sweats in suburban Milwaukee last offseason. Bottomless chips, sitting in the booth with his daughter on his lap, and enjoying a family dinner. Limited recognition and fanfare. Safe to say, those days are over.

Talked to a lot of people for this profile in 2019 on Khris Middleton and his unlikely journey to All-Star status. It starts (kinda) at Fuddruckers (where else?):

@npenzenstadler @KenRyan_MKE @mdesisti Just a buncha bros drunk in Minocqua, holding each other in tears after a crushing game 7

@KenRyan_MKE @mdesisti I prefer a close big win tonight so we can have our hearts ripped out in game seven.

@mdesisti shots fired in the sunrise game...

@KenRyan_MKE I do it at the Peds appointments. I always ask “could I break this small children’s scale?”... and then do it anyway.

Is it bad form to quick weigh yourself at someone else’s doctor’s appointment when there’s some downtime?

@LindseySlaterTV @Mark_Baden @Brewers @AmFamField Of course!

@Mark_Baden @LindseySlaterTV New Name, Same Views!!!! @Brewers @AmFamField

@cjbeatbox3 The South Korean Savage!!! #COYS #SON #HatTrick

@AdamMcCalvy @ChristianYelich @bruter24 @Brewers @Cmoyer @Haudricourt Thank you for this, Adam! He’s big into baseball cards and bobble heads. He’ll absolutely love this!

@JubaMo @ChristianYelich @bruter24 @Brewers @Cmoyer @Haudricourt Happy birthday, Jay! Five is a good number.

@LindseySlaterTV @ChopperMatt @Mark_Baden Shot this on the way into work today! Too beautiful to not pull over.

@adamlevitan Telephoning your lineup in to the league commissioner cc: @WISCobes

Having no idea how your fantasy team did until the newspaper got delivered Monday morning.

@KenRyan_MKE @itsjustkuba Can I chime in with a bold statement? Ken Ryan is the best karaoke singer of all time. And by best, I absolutely mean worst.

@itsjustkuba Haha you too bud!

Really going to have to change my well-documented anti-visor stance if we hire Josh McD.

@jaypgiltner How about a “Stale Dale”?

What’s the male equivalent of a “plain Jane”? The best I can come up with is “stark Mark” but I don’t think it’s going to take off.

@Mark_Baden I hope you’re wrong on this, Mark. But you’re almost always right. #GOATWeatherman

Take advantage of this amazing September weather. You know this won't last too much longer.

@MarkMohelnitzky Here’s a live shot of this...

This is me trying to read the texts of the woman next to me. #Brewers #FoxSportsWisconsin

@KenRyan_MKE @Mark_Baden Yay! More time out on the golf course!!!! 😁

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