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KASZMYR

@KASZMYR

Everything is jokes. I really don’t give a shit about your think piece.

Se unió Kasım 2020
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Nzioka Muli
Nzioka Muli@nziokamul1·
Never question the timing of a universe that never missed a single sunrise.
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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·
Michael Jackson was so iconic for the Thriller video omfgggg. As a kid I couldn’t appreciate it because I was scared shitless but the concept, wardrobe, and choreography was fucking 57/10. Then Vincent Prince narrating the end with that monologue and laughter. Goodness.
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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·
I think my wax lady mad at me for not coming back sooner because she just waxed my coochie whole. Thats not a typo or a pun. She slathered the wax on the whole coochie and snatched it all off at once. I left the table looking like this here :
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Mabintou
Mabintou@mabintou·
I’m actually a big fan of women revealing why they broke up with a man. There’s no need to maintain their image.
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CHANEL MURDER
CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder·
idk how anyone be perceiving me im unpredictable as fuck lmao so good luck with that
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BIG BAD CHUCK ✰
BIG BAD CHUCK ✰@yawningemoji·
…… fatphobia is not okay unless it’s targeting dj akademiks. his bobble headed knock-kneed ass needs to be drawn & quartered
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Nicki Haley
Nicki Haley@darlingnicki__·
@KASZMYR Lmfaoooo! Like if he had all that we would have known, right?
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megan crave
megan crave@megancraves·
timeline cleanse.
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The Neighborhood Publicist
The Neighborhood Publicist@nhoodpublicist·
Watch all the men who been calling Klay lame turn into fans of him. You know they love men who mistreat women that would never give them the time of day.
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