Keith Actually 🇨🇦

@ThatEricAlper 24 for me just to Manitoba.

@WarMonitor3 Gas doubled. It won't go down. Corporate greed. We suffer.

The Strait Of Hormuz is officially reopened.

@KeruboSk Me. And by admitting that I either broke one of these rules, or cried out for help.

Be careful with people who have HIGH FUNCTIONING DEPRESSION. Let me explain: 1. They get up, get dressed, go to work, and cry in silence when nobody’s watching. 2. They check on everybody else, but don’t feel safe asking for help themselves. 3. Their smile is practiced, their “I’m fine” is automatic, their breakdowns are private. 4. They appear to be okay, give solid advice, and hold everybody down, but when the world gets quiet, their thoughts get loud. 🧵

Car windows were frozen this morning, by the time they thawed, I can no longer open my driver side window. Nice. I hope to fuck it's a fuse.

I can relate.

@AllAmerican202 Sina. The girl is incredible. I learn most of my drum songs from her cover videos. Great talent.

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@AbakpaJob Tomorrow.

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@Smil3yAngel Yes. The universe is huge. We can't be the only ones. The problem is any alien civilization looking at us is looking in the distant past, not space faring.

With humans returning to the moon and the James Webb Space Telescope seeing further than ever, I am curious: Do you believe there is life elsewhere in the Universe? I do. There is so much out there that I believe we can't possibly be the only place with life. 🚀👽

Hit the drums tonight for the first time in months, I'm sweating bullets now. What a workout, and BTW, I sounded like shit.

@JustAMomNamedMM Blanket fort?

@TheTorontoSun Why should we care what the US thinks? 11M people on the line, yes, fucking help them. They're human beings.

Poll finds 51% of Canadians want aid sent to Cuba even if it angers U.S. torontosun.com/news/national/…

Somewhere outside, I can hear a pipe band playing Scotland the Brave. I'd love to know where that's coming from.

@ajmulder33 Do it. Do it today. One of the best books I've ever read.

i wanna read project hail mary

@TimHannan We'll forgive Americans, but never the leadership.

If we impeach and remove Trump right now, maybe just maybe the world will forgive us one day for what he’s done.

@WarMonitor3 He ignores them all anyway. What's the difference.

Trump gathered his whole national security team and the White House...

@lilkd4wg My lawn is flat, therefore earth must be. Flat Earth logic.

I can’t believe there are people out there that believe the Earth is flat

@Oceanbreeze473 The amount of kinetic energy in those springs is enough to kill someone.

I would definitely hire a pro, but I’ve heard you can break your jaw messing with your garage door. Is this true?

@MbarkCherguia Yeah, me.

Do you know anyone who ever had this pan?

@other_st_nick How ya gonna do that without a lander? So... just... crash?

If I was the pilot of the Artemis rocket I’d just say fuck it and land on the moon. I’d want to check it out. What are they gonna do not rescue us?

@intelFromBrian It won't take that long.

I expect Trump to do something very stupid in the next day or so.