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Just a piss baby pee boy in a poop adult shit world (He/Him)

A Place Se unió Ocak 2020
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We've all heard a lot of negative comments about the recent changes to twitter, but in the name of fairness I want to share some of the good things they have been doing too (A 🧵)
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wanting to play pretend and play house with my friends but im fucking 25
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@impossiblyeve Hey @KdPresentable so you are the mom and you are the dad, but I skipped town with the kid and you WONT see me at home for awhile. Hope this helps
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Eating disorder? Uhh yeah, eating dis order of french fries 🤤
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Guy who’s been nurtured to be really annoying: Ermm it’s probably my nature ☝️😅
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So when a fuckboy at the party plays Wonder Wall everybody goes crazy, but when I hit every note of Flight of The Bumblebees on my recorder it's "not appropriate for grandma's funeral"?
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My dang wife keeps swangin her knockers around then gets scared when she knocks something off the coffee table. Love her to death though
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Yeah I have an Oedipus complex. I can’t stop putting nails in my son’s feet and leaving him in the woods
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Doing inner child work with my therapist and realizing my inner child was lame as shit
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Veterinary school? Is that where they teach them to be scared of fireworks?
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