Johnny Thanksgiving

HUGE shout outs to @baddantakes for this gem. It's even better in person.

This is who you're denying a drink to btw

Fuck a bride, buy this single dad at the bar a drink Vmo @/steezintrillips

Not an album, but this concert DVD. When we visited he didn't own too many movies so we would go through the ones he did have on repeat. This was one of the few he had. I know a lot of people on here shit on LZ but nothing will ever make me hate them, because of him. I miss you.

Can anyone else feel everything slipping away

DAVE LETTERMAN: Paul, you watching the World Cup? PAUL SHAFFER: The beautiful game. DAVE LETTERMAN: Right now, the hookers in Times Square are offering a FIFA special. For an extra $5, you get a three-minute hydration break. PAUL SHAFFER: *plays opening of "Seven Nation Army"*

@RealJonAbrams That's right

one of the greatest American actors, period.

Flightless mammal my ass this mf fly as hell

When you're craving a burger but don't want Shake Shack or a smashburger, but a mysterious third option

@BurntPeter @UncleLeftShark DOUBLE THE FUCK DRAGON PUSSY

san antonio you fucking dumb dumbs

@Scoobydouchebag was getting pretty nervous until i saw the last one listed

Best sandwiches (in no particular order): Monte Cristo Cuban NC BBQ with red slaw Italian Beef on weck French dip Grilled cheese with soup Reuban (seeded rye) Gobbler (Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy) Báhn mi

BANG Thank you KG for playing enough games as a SF to make this possible

You ever get Sacramento Kings on 82-0, just refresh your browser.

It’s only June 6, but Action Bronson may have just dropped the Fit Of The Summer 2026

At my kiddo's last softball game of the year and their letting the kids have walk up songs. One of the kids on the other team used Le Tigre's "Deceptacon" and all I can say is hell yeah

No Wilt. Next challenge, no LeBron