Benn 💛💙

Porfiry Petrovich but in 1970s Los Angeles instead of 1860s St. Petersburg

Someone just joined my Spotify jam at the gym and immediately skipped what I was listening to and played the Distance by Cake

@Orsonator1000 Quote from the guy who invented the wheel

Very excited for rotation. Have a lot of ideas.

My gang thinks he’s being stalkdogged

My stalker thinks he’s being gangdogged

My dog thinks he’s being gangstalked

@PaulSimonMusic Paul I wish there was a way to easily make peace with such events; that there are so many undoubtedly makes things more difficult.

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover… What’s your favorite way?

microwave beep is a beautiful name for a baby girl

two different moms planned two different pizza parties in my honor..,. built different

@smjstreams œthel is a beautiful name for a baby girl

@Klabenedict Œ

Who up waiting for they W2

@Orsonator1000 cars and jesus are the only things that die and live again... makes you think

The one day I buy pizza for the lgs is the one day my car dies on the way there 🥲

instead of calling cardio 'cardio', I'm gonna start calling it 'vascular'

My ex’s parents still love me and that’s how I know I’m completely blameless in the breakup

They should let you trade Objects at the grocery store

I don’t smoke weed anymore but sometimes I try to do algebra w/ Roman numerals

@RockLeeSmile That makes Goldman’s appearance at the Champions of Fire even more meaningful :)

I'm really thankful to the NLSS group for motivating me to go from a complete anxiety mess shut-in who couldn't hardly handle driving 45 min away to being able to handle traveling solo to multiple huge cities, getting my passport and widening my world.

My obituary will say I died in my sleep not because I passed away peacefully, but because I will have never succeeded in waking from my dogmatic slumber.

@smjstreams winter spice, summer salt, autumn herb and vernal lard

the word unused is very cool! Because at the beginning the u does a summer salt and I think that’s really cool