Knights of Melvin

aesthetically identical to the movies, just a soulless cash grab from rowling to fuel her transphobia

@thatstarwarsgrl You left one out

The "butt birth" mechanical rhino from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" just sold at @propstore_com for $59,850. The high estimate was $8,000.

@IGN BB-8 is a retard

The puppeteer behind Star Wars droid BB-8 has said Disney's divisive sequel trilogy will eventually become as beloved as the saga's prequels — in around a decade's time. bit.ly/47j9e2X

@Woman4W You can say that with every character on any remake. 💩take

My Harry Potter hot take: No one was ever going to be able to live up to Alan Rickman's Snape. NO ONE. Casting someone as diametrically opposite in looks/charm/reputation to Rickman as possible is the only way anyone would ever get to make this role their own.

@DiscussingFilm No need when a bunch of fake fan YouTubers are hyping up fake Star Wars, inserting Disney lore into their slope. Then you have talentless washed up YouTubers dickriding these channels, spreading false hopium narratives.

Disney has cancelled their deal with OpenAI. They planned to invest $1 billion into the company and let Sora have access to AI generate videos of characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar and Star Wars. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/business/digit…)

@erekhron @EckhartsLadder They use Disney lore. Fake Star Wars Chronicles is more accurate.

@EckhartsLadder Star Wars chronicles are actually awesome. That 1 hour alone is 1000x better then any minute of the sequel trilogy.

I've a routine of checking the top performing Star Wars vids of the week on YouTube. More and more it's AI nonsense. I really do think "Star Wars YouTube" as a big thing supporting many fulltime creators is mostly at an end. Was a fun run. Maybe to return upon the next trilogy lol.

@PicturesFoIder jAIcob taking notes

Police just uncovered a YouTube 'view farm' after a sting operation, phones mounted to the ceiling running nonstop for fake views.

@Celtics_fan78 @fandompulse Fake fan

@fandompulse No force awakens was the only good one of the sequel trilogy...

Bob Iger on George Lucas' disappointment after seeing The Force Awakens: "He didn’t hide his disappointment. ‘There’s nothing new,’ he said. In each of the films in the original trilogy, it was important to him to present new worlds, new stories, new characters, and new technologies. In this one, he said, ‘There weren’t enough visual or technical leaps forward.’ He wasn’t wrong, but he also wasn’t appreciating the pressure we were under to give ardent fans a film that felt quintessentially Star Wars. We’d intentionally created a world that was visually and tonally connected to the earlier films, to not stray too far from what people loved and expected, and George was criticizing us for the very thing we were trying to do." Was George right in his criticism?

@Turbo_Nerd_ When you pay him to be your friend it doesn’t count.

I have friends everywhere!!!

@JonnyBones You know what else hurts? Fumbling the bag twice

Random thought: Arthritis hurts, it doesn’t make you cripple. I’m still smashing 99.47% of you out there.

@PatienceRandle @starwars @Disney @Lucasfilm

Receiving an invite to a Star Wars premiere has been a part of my content creator vision board for years, and it will remain there until it happens 🫡 I believe in manifesting so here’s me doing just that 🥹🫶🏽 @starwars @Disney @Lucasfilm

@itsbellaxrose @starwars

some of the best days of my life!! i love you @starwars !!!! my #1 lover frfr

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On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate the Andor show?

@SkymillEpyon @SamWitwer He’s a Jab Lord

@KnightsofMelvin @SamWitwer I thought Sam Witwer was cool what makes him a fake fan?

Make sure to call #MaulShadowLord Maul Jab Lord. Sam Witwer is a fake Star Wars fan. He is also the Jab Lord.

@StarWarsDaily_ Her return is inevitable. She is the face of Fake Star Wars. Once she returns, guaranteed box office flop. Then some of these fake Disney haters might finally realize there’s no hope for their shit ass Filoni Star Wars. They will stop financially supporting Fake Star Wars.

Do you want to see Rey return in future projects?

@StarWarsDaily_ He’s a terrible character. No one ruined his arc. He was a poorly written character from the beginning. There was no plan from the beginning. John Boyega is also a biznatch.

What are your opinions on Finn?

@_StarWarsFan99_ We need to talk about the memo Disney sent you. #Shill

We need to talk about the horror vibes of the new Maul Shadow Lord trailer because I got literal CHILLS!!!

@ForceTimePod #Shill

The horror vibes in this >>>>> The Age of Maul!!!