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Soon I’ll have that little mermaid and the ocean will be mine.
In your dreams Se unió Ağustos 2017
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If I broke into your place and grabbed what's under your bed, what would I get?
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Why couldn’t it be global chilling? I have so many cute fall fits.
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I love how data centers are popping up all over the place and I’m drinking out of environmentally conscious straws that disintegrate in my hand to save the turtles like a fool.
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Fuck marry kill sounds like a game but it’s really just a blueprint on how to start and finish relationships.
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@jgibbjr @egyptian_neenan There’s one a city over from me! It’s pretty big too! 8 is almost outgrown it but I’m clinging to our last few months of it 😂
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I could easily survive this
Josh🌨️ saw Supergirl 🧸@celestialdevils
the sentinels stepping on the geriatric x-men in doomsday
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Friend: we’d like a seat on the patio
Me: it’s 700 degrees outside
Her: I’m sure it will be fine
Me: if I even feel a hint of a single sweat bead start to form in the crack of my a-
Hostess: I’m with the blonde
I’m the blonde
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You know, I love kids. I'll defend kids crying on airplanes and melting down in restaurants. I respect parents who are doing their best.
But tonight at dinner, I encountered a toddler with a kazoo, and let me tell you, we all have limits.
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I fully believe we should get kitten maternity leave least 6 months
𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar
Sorry I’m gonna have to call off today bc I realized my kitten is getting bigger and I need to spend time with her while shes still baby. Cat tax below
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I am a licensed star dealer. If you see one you like, do not hesitate to reach out. I’m happy to help find the one that works best for your budget. All sales final.
Clicks@clickshaber
Cristiano Ronaldo, sevgilisi Georgina Rodriguez için gökyüzünden 37 milyon 500 bin dolara yıldız satın aldı.
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@LLcoooltweet Your name is “LL Cool Tweet” I know you’re fun 😂😂
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It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN
Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.
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Commercials are like, maybe your kid is having mood swings because you’re not buying our $350 vitamins.
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I hate how mean girls ruin things for you. One of my ex friends loved bees and I also like bees but now if I buy anything bee themed all I think about is that dumb bitch. 💩
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@DafuqRUwearing @Mezzie13603591 @joeroganhq Yes they do lol omg I live 45 mins from “amish country” and they have grocery stores very similar to ours.
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@Mezzie13603591 @joeroganhq They don’t eat the chemicals we do nor are they exposed to everyday products most of us use.
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''The Amish basically have no obesity, no infertility, no cancer, no diabetes, no metabolic syndrome. They’re having 10 plus kids and they’re incredibly happy.''
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@HarleyQuinn720 @OrevaZSN Also every single one of them is over 260 so I know they don’t eat like that usually bc there is just no way (not to body shame, just there is no way) and I do know they’re CHEAP so it was more to them about money and not wanting to spend it on guests 💩💩
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@HarleyQuinn720 @OrevaZSN Haha it was mainly just the fact that we had brought our child with us, and josh who is a wall of a man! And they made us split 4 pieces of steak amongst all three of us for the entire day. I can’t even explain now angry josh was! 😂
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