Lou

Coronavirus in the streets, papillomavirus in the sheets.

Elanga’s 0 goals and 1 assist in the PL this season is diabolical for a winger.

To a man, absolutely brilliant. #dcfc

Poor bloke must fucking HATE this league. Absolutely criminal treatment yet again.

Ref’s just detected me swearing. Free kick to Birmingham.

How has stansfield not been booked there, the bottom-set-maths cunt. #dcfc

Bubbles Spa or we riot

Blagging it against herring merchants - same now as it was half a century ago.

I hate it when they don't have the real names of the players! 😡

@NicholasLissack @Keir_Starmer Why do you always look like you’re actively shitting your pants?

@Keir_Starmer You’re spineless, Keir. Stop simpering. Stand with America and Israel and crush these terrorists.

I condemn in the strongest terms the overnight Iranian strike on a Qatari gas facility. We are working towards a swift resolution to the situation in the Middle East, in the best interests of the British people – because there is no question that ending the war is the quickest way to reduce the cost of living.

@Danny_McMoomins You are now entering free Geri

Spicebag Girls

@antdcfc74 Yep, madness he was playing back there.

@LP__92 Did u notice how much Bobby Clarke lost the ball ? Twice taking on players in his own / edge of our box

Travis has just got in the way all evening. Of our own players, not theirs. #dcfc

It’s like we watched Bristol away and thought, ‘that seems to work - let’s never set up like that ever again.’ #dcfc

@AdKempy You know what would stop him doing that? Playing him where he’s actually meant to play.

3 more times since HT already… or are we only allowed to criticise Travis? #dcfc #dcfcfans

@Kyledcfc18 Murkin’s been in his head from minute one.

That Millenic alli for Portsmouth is fucking dire

@_omeara_r He is pointing, though!

@LP__92 Need a captain to take control of this game and give us some composure and he’s running around like a headless chicken

Me: Ah brilliant - 20 minutes of Clark in the 10 where he belongs Eustace: Eeehhmmm ahhhhmmm, stick him out wide. #dcfc

@sturner85 Absolutely ridiculous. At the point now where I think he needs to start selling it a bit more.

@LP__92 Borderline assault every time the ball goes up to him. So frustrating.

Agyemang getting absolutely fuck all from the officials AGAIN

@teamluca Fully swung around

@LP__92 Just the double hand pull on the shirt there!