🌈⃤𝒁𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑨

@MITANIHANA ❝ i'm a police officer... i know the law worldwide, i'm——❞ ... nearly falling over. he braces himself against a nearby table, hunched over it. hana, help.

@LUPINOBSESSED ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Oh no no no. He's not driving anywhere. Good thing Hana decided to stick with the mocktails. ❛ I'll drive ya home mister. Ya ain't touchin' the wheel tonight. ❜

he's been drinking... maybe he ✱ OVERDID it tonight.

Ok There's Nothing Wrong With Him He's Just Annoying.

i used to get bullied at school for having such a pretty face. they’d run after me pointing screaming, “pretty face! pretty face!”

ignore me, i'm doing undercover research.

ooc. hey guys i hate coming on here to ask for help, but i have to. after an engagement failure, i’m making my way back to california to live with family until i can get back up on my feet. please don’t feel obligated, but if you can, anything helps. gofund.me/39106fa46

@MITANIHANA sucessor... that sounds like an awful lot of work. i, uh, apologize for your loss. ❞ is that the right thing to say here?

@MITANIHANA three seconds into the conversation and he can already tell she's different. not that he's dealt with any yakuza during his career in the interpol. a side-eye glance, admittedly still wary of her admittance. that fades, however, when she continues. ❝ your father's &&

❝ i—— i'm not really that photogenic, miss... if you insist! ❞

i was hacked

i hereby renounce lupin for his crimes and make him a free a man :)

do not shove fireworks up your ass today.

@MITANIHANA ... a state of mind... ( hana is making him THINK. ) is that like the trenchcoat lifestyle i'm living right now? i don't HAVE to wear it in 100° F weather, but it completes the look so yes i do?

@LUPINOBSESSED ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sir, I said what I said. And bein' a beautiful girl isn't defined by our gender. It's a state of mind ! ( He's very babygirl, yes. )

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@MITANIHANA y... you think i'm a handsome girl? a girl. but, i'm... i'm a grown man in his 50s. ( sometimes a girl can be a grown, middle-aged man. )

@LUPINOBSESSED ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't think it's bold. Just the truth, mister ! ( Dawwww ~ )

if you see this man... tell me.

@MITANIHANA i don't think anyone has described me so... boldly. ( his face is heating up... SO, SO, SO BAD. )

@LUPINOBSESSED ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, you're a handsome girl with big tiddies ~ Of course it is irresistible ~

@MITANIHANA i would ten thousand percent tell a kid to wait to eat the chocolate... i'm glad you find my horror movie roll irresistible.

@LUPINOBSESSED ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Inspector. . . Askin' me to ignore is the same as tellin' a child they can't eat the chocolate in front of em' . Too irresistible ~ ( Teasingly chuckled )

@MITANIHANA let's ignore this for a little while, hana.

@LUPINOBSESSED ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ( Controlling a laugh )

@MITANIHANA ooc. the pleasure is all mine hehe!! and GOD, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN... we will survive...

@LUPINOBSESSED ( eku speaking ) Nice to meet you nic! We're unc out here huh 😭 ( I'm also 33 lmao )

ooc. anyway, hi everyone! i'm nic!! i use she/they pronouns usually and i'm an old lady (33 yrs old)!! feel free to @ me whenever or interact with anything i post <3 <3