Lazor

143.9K posts

Lazor

@Lazor2828

Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.

Se unió Aralık 2012

11.5K Siguiendo20.4K Seguidores

Tweet fijado

Lazor@Lazor2828·14 Nis

I wasn't built to be the big spoon, I look like a backpack.

English

326

23.8K

Lazor retuiteado

Joshwelt@weltszzn·2d

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

English

179

7.5K

82.6K

1.3M

Lazor retuiteado

Nyeleti✨@Nyeleti0606·1d

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

English

19.9K

54.9K

839.3K

Lazor retuiteado

preye🤎@tessysmitha·1d

men will fuck you raw, kiss your forehead, lick your entire body and still get back with their ex

English

344

4.5K

131.3K

Lazor retuiteado

poppa@popitforpoppa·1d

this human shit difficult i shoulda been a honeybun

English

406

1.3K

48K

Lazor retuiteado

Lisa@lisathebeauty1·2d

People who take solo trips are brave as hell.

English

703

2.7K

26.8K

1.9M

Lazor retuiteado

eliz@eliza___v·2d

Who fucking closed last night?

English

163

9.8K

191.8K

1.9M

Lazor retuiteado

˘͈ᵕ˘͈@0SAKA_04·1d

White people be like my dog is on Prozac

English

336

4.1K

228.4K

Lazor retuiteado

meghan@deloisivete·1d

Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"

English

778

16.9K

Lazor retuiteado

ً@ImAVeteran_·2d

I’m like a retarded philosopher

English

104

7.4K

36.5K

809.5K

Lazor retuiteado

miia@miiagarro·1d

a man just called me evil, i needed that. thought i was losing my spark for a minute

English

9.2K

163K

Lazor retuiteado

໊@cdoll·5d

ZXX

5.8K

40.2K

444.5K

Lazor retuiteado

:@_dxllz7·5d

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

English

181

13.2K

30.2K

967.7K

Lazor retuiteado

miu@yours__xo·6d

it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you

English

9.9K

49.3K

942.2K

Lazor retuiteado

miia@miiagarro·5d

i'm such a waste of a baddie bc i don't go anywhere

English

153

9.3K

38.2K

821.2K

Lazor retuiteado

Mike 📺@michaelcollado·12 May

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

English

395

34.9K

306.9K

4.2M

Lazor retuiteado

Rob.@Robfrfr·8 May

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

English

428

19K

141.5K

2.7M

Lazor retuiteado

Softboy@softboywin·9 May

Date someone who understands that you're just kidding on Twitter.

English

248

3.9K

11.1K

960K

Lazor retuiteado

Papii🥤@ammalusty·3 May

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

English

215

34.1K

667.3K

Lazor retuiteado

poppa@popitforpoppa·4 May

gas is $5.00 ain’t no pulling up to chill i’m spending the night

English

382

49.5K

Lazor retuiteado

A. Mando@AMandoSch·10 Nis

Communicating with people on Twitter at times is kind of like trying to make contact with extraterrestrials.

English

1.1K

Descubrir

@elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA @nikifrancismediavine @katyperry