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the way people are “hooked” on “reels” — this is something “Fisher” warned us about

@SecKennedy If I eat every food on this image, will I finally achieve my goal of looking and sounding like I crawled out from under a bridge

Ultra-processed foods are out. Whole, nutrient-dense foods are in. This will transform the American dietary culture and Make America Healthy Again.

@RichardHanania Pure xenophobic scapegoating, smearing a whole community for fraud while ignoring how his party's cuts enable the real crooks in power.

JD Vance on why Americans don’t have kids: “They cannot afford daycare because Somali fraudsters are ripping off the money we’re trying to put into the system.” He’s always doing this. The lowest form of demagoguery.

@JDVance @SecKennedy Brother that’s not even close to a top tier level Graeter’s…where’s Buckeye or black raspberry chip

hey @SecKennedy this new food pyramid is solid but you forgot to include one dietary staple:

@LueElizondo Well to be fair, it's always coming until it's here

It’s coming.

@krassenstein @JDVance The one agent pulled the gun BEFORE she even started moving. How is that self defense? He was not even in the path the vehicle would be heading as part of her exit.

@JDVance Every congressional Republican and every republican running for Office should be asked two simple questions: Why was the tire pointed away from the agent if she wanted to run him over and why is Trump and Vance lying?

Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question: Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over? These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it. x.com/i/status/20089…

@JDVance when will you be asked why you condone murdering moms?

@ZaidJilani @JDVance This is a great response. Not combative, just compassionate to the life lost and the family upended.

@JDVance Brother why are you referring to a woman who was killed and leaves behind family that way? Even if you think she was in the wrong (that's for a court and investigation to conclude not you by the way) that's a vulgar description not befitting a man who believes he will be Judged.

@JDVance Maybe every single republican who holds office or runs for office should be asked to watch the videos - from every available angle - and then defend every false position they are taking live on camera.

@AdamSchefter John, why go to Miami when you can instead go to Vegas and watch a franchise completely crash and burn and blow their shot even after drafting Mendoza. Plus you can have your brother Jim beat you at least twice a season!

ESPN Sources: Dolphins fired head coach Mike McDaniel. Dolphins owner Stephen Ross met with McDaniel this week to discuss the season. After that meeting and reflection, Ross decided to move on.

@punt_rd no people just don't understand excellence

Whenever I post Pearl Jam, even this fantastic unplugged version Jeremy, the response is underwhelming. Are Pearl Jam not a good band, or am I missing something here?

@TheGreatB00ks Unrelated to Homer, but curious if y'all have thoughts on the best translations of other classic works? Thinking like how the Buss translation of Count of Monte Cristo is widely viewed as the "best"...what are some other classic works that have multiple translators you recommend?

We are asked about Wilson's translation often. We do not recommend it - at all. Here are a few reasons why:

Who did this?! 🤣

for a record called keep it quiet these songs are pretty loud

@itzKryptoxic Loved this…want more like it. Anyone have recommendations?

Alright let’s dive in

@JDVance Ah a man of the people

What Jared never told anyone is that he also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

NEW GREYHAVEN RECORD ONE OF THE BEST AND RAWEST BANDS ON THIS EARTH GREYHAVEN FOREVER

@Manhattva So just trying to understand the timeline. Because before today, Trump wanted it, right? But because he didn’t receive it, now it lost all meaning and value? Got it.

As of today, The Nobel Peace Prize no longer holds any meaning or value. It’s a shame. Th Left eventually destroys everything they touch.

Law school: “You’ll argue in front of the Supreme Court!” Practice: “Please fix this comma before the lender notices.”

Greyhaven - Keep it Quiet - Review "Keep it Quiet is a record that's as honest as it is creatively rich. It sees the band peeling back the mask and exposing themselves to their audience like never before. With that comes an album that may not only be their best album yet, but one of the best albums of 2025" 10/10 Keep it Quiet is available everywhere this Friday, October 10th via Solid State Records