LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE WON'T..

"If minds are wholly dependent on brains and brains on biochemistry, and biochemistry (in the long run) on the meaningless flux of the atoms, I cannot understand how the thoughts of such minds should have any more significance than the sound of the wind in the trees."- C.S. Lewis

One simple question destroys @dbongino who is too pussy to answer it: “What evidence did you see that made you certain Epstein killed himself” He will spend the rest of his life running (and blocking everyone) because the best he can come up with is “level 10” Pathetic.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 He changed cars?

CRAZY: This 14-year-old recorded himself stealing a Hyundai then led police on a chase in a stolen Kia

>Wishes everyone a Happy Ramadan and Eid >Won’t say a word about the most important day of Christianity

@RevRayCistman Can't breeve in space either

We could have watched him land on the moon this week if it wasn’t for white supremacy.

@TheLeoTerrell @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @seanhannity @marklevinshow "UNFOLLOWED" - Norm Macdonald

Tucker Carlson’s friends in the administration would be SMART to quit now! @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @seanhannity @marklevinshow

“Judeo-Christian” literally wasn’t a thing 250 years ago, let alone a thing our country was founded on. We are a Christian nation, and I’m running for Governor to revive that.

@marklevinshow Repent and accept Christ or you're doomed. The devil won't be your buddy forever Levin; he'll turn from you right when it's least convenient. Hell awaits, so think on it.

This POS comedian should be in a padded room

Advertisement for Bose headphones [Loud song plays] Me - "Sounds great." [Realizes I'm listening to the ad on my Sony headphones. Me - "My Sony headphones sound great." [Ignores product]

@DaJCExperience Grade A lolcow

Alex B is probably the only fish that stresses out everyone inside & outside the tank #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@TheBasedTrinity @ChristopherHale I started to figure with how milquetoast/nonexistent his defense of Boller was.

@LightMyWay__ @ChristopherHale Ziocucked

Bishop Robert Barron left his home diocese during Holy Week to attend a White House prayer vigil where President Trump compared himself to Jesus Christ and evangelical advisor Paula White told him, “No one has paid the price like you have paid the price.” Barron clapped after both remarks. In a video he recorded from the Lincoln Memorial afterward, he called the afternoon "a great joy, great privilege" and praised Trump for bringing religious leaders together to celebrate Holy Week.

A good exercise for interpreting news like this is to pretend that you heard it about a foreign country. For example what would it mean if the Russian or Chinese Defense Minister asked for the resignation of their army Chief of Staff a few weeks into a war?

This moment will haunt Pam Bondi for the rest of her life. It has been memed into infinity, because it so perfectly captures the craven, humiliating failure that was her tenure as Attorney General.

@NotMaryAnnObv Supa fly.

It looks meh but it was the first proper day out on a trail today. It was a pretty flat one bc the FLU and all, but it was nice to be outside. I got a fancy camera and I’m going to suffocate you with beauty this summer, be warned

@Nero Her sort get the lower levels of hell.

I have a high tolerance for praise but nothing like standing by as a heretic con artist who preys on the poorest, dumbest and most desperate people in America repeatedly compares me to Jesus Christ. God isn’t the only one using Donald Trump, is he, you vapid old hag.

@sarahdunham23 @Nero No joke fr fr.

@Nero Rare footage Paula white when she goes home at night

@AFpost Self indictment.

President Trump: “If you didn’t have me you wouldn’t have Israel.” Follow: @AFpost