Who is Rudo?!

We need to collectively, entirely ostracize the police from our communities. Do not offer them services. Do not acknowledge their existence. Let them live by themselves like the animals they have shown to be. #PolisiSiRafiki #RutoMustGo #StopKillingUs

Stand by my hand, Fergus. Son of my name and of my heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

@Safaricom_Care I have been calling both and cannot get past your annoying dumb bot Zuri. I need to speak to a person.

@Makeennaa Hi @Makeennaa , you may call us via 100 or 234 to speak to our agent or DM us the issue for assistance. ^JP

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC how do I speak to customer care jamani? A real life, breathing human.

@Safaricom_Care I want to SPEAK to someone. You know, /spi:k/ - 1. Say something in order to convey information or to express a feeling . Oxford Dictionary.

@Makeennaa Hi, sorry Makeennaa. Please share your issue and number via DM bit.ly/2lNteGi for assistance. ^MC

Malaya for further education. Malaya for contraception(even though the drugs have other indications : ovarian cysts,acne,heavy periods, dysmenorrhea) Malaya for having a child early. Malaya for single mother(the parent that stayed) Malaya for having no child at a certain age…

Second terms are for leaders who deliver. Mediocrity should not be rewarded with more responsibility.

Medics are using normal saline to disinfect the skin before injection because surgical spirit is not available. Surgical spirit 500ML is 161 shillings. Politicians wako na pesa mingi hadi ya kununua bloggers hapa.

You don’t understand healthcare failure until you’ve witnessed a patient dying from a problem that is purely administrative.

Kenyans, everyone gets campaign caps and t-shirts delivered by politicians but they can't deliver basic supplies to hospitals. They will also ensure ballot boxes reach Tondonyang' in Turkana (400kms away from Turkana town), but getting lab reagents to hospitals within ni ngumu.

'I don't do politics, especially on mattters of health' ameambiwa aende anunue gloves ndio wastitch mguu. Nawasho ni mbaya.

Make me understand why ambulance iko, dere ako lakini haiwezi fanya referral just because haina fuel. Na hapo nje motorcade ya governor inashinda ya Trump. But when I talk, ni mimi sitaki iwork.

I genuinely feel like we are not meant to consume this much information about everythinggg so rapidly daily and it’s messing with people’s moods, personalities, health & general way of life.

You people can’t clown people for being active. There’s a version of this tweet about running, going to the gym, playing padel etc and all of them are written by losers.

@SafaricomPLC Ni mbayaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Send, pay, invest, save and all things M-PESA, check your data, manage your line & services, without juggling apps.​ It's best of both worlds One Up’d. #MyOneApp

Female predators are slipping the net because we have refused to acknowledge that boys are children too. There are things which were read as generally benign that no one would have let slide with a male teacher. Gifting, texting, long phone calls, physical play, pranking …

I have two new episodes of Outlander to watch tonight

I apologise for offering such a caustic opinion over such a terrifying video, I hope you understand how disturbing it is to watch a person especially a CHILD get DRAGGED behind a car on burning sand in the Middle East it's not heart breaking, it's outright evil. Stop normalising with Israelis, boycott their businesses. Push for a ban on their passports, offer them no services. Fellow Africans, in a racism hierarchy, we are at the bottom far far below the Arabs of Palestine. Should a state of this nature exist here, we will see the kind of suffering never before perpetrated in the history of the world. We need to do a cultural revolution, we need to remove and bar foreign military bases, we need to alt + f4 all sympathisers of these demonic people. I am so serious right now, the US is buying incenerators for their ICE concentration camps ISRAEL is passing laws to execute 11 thousand Palestinians held in their adult and CHILDREN concentration camps. Abolish these devils. Revolt!

The “however” will hit like crack.

We can all decide to vote for David Maraga if we’re against bad governance