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Fun fat: when I came out to my aunt I accidentally hit her boob and apologized then she said "it's okay! I know you didn't like it!" 🙃

Whoever keeps tryna reset my instagram password…GO FUCK YOURSELF

WDYM I HAVENT SEEN ANY RE9 LEAKS & THE FUCKING GAME RELEASES IN 15 HOURS AND I OPEN X TO SEE A FUCKIN SPOILER. IM SO PISSED

People are out here paying $300 for old Pokémon games…I have a whole ass box of my GBA games + my old GBA system…maybe it’s time to sell 💀

All these ads for a car we won’t even be able to drive in game ._.

So no one is talking about the Baddies/Bad boys auditions and how Adonis clearly only got rilled up to fight/ attack the openly presenting gay, fem or trans people. Man literally curb stomped a fem for no reason…

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Tipping culture has just become insane. Wdym tip 15% 18% or 20% on my vape juice purchase?? 😭

One minor inconvenience away from booking my throat tattoo. At least if I’m gunna get fucked might as well make it worth it

Today smells like I could use another tattoo

A man was yelling at me and said “are you going to pay my bill?” To which I responded “no but the company will give credits based off the service outage” the man responds “it’s not about money”. SIR YOU JUST ASKED ME IF IM PAYING YOUR BILL WTFDYM

Would you look at that. It was just a bad ending #conformitygate

I cannot wait until 8pm tomorrow to watch everyone cry about there not being a “secret” stranger things finale…just let it go, the finale was terrible. Get over it

The way people wear diapers to stand at Times Square for New Year’s Eve ball drop. My stomach would never let me do that, with or without diapers 💀

Erica to Nicki “what was your turning point” I was waiting for Nicki to say “well I married a predator and since we elected one in government It only feels right”

Being a manager is going to the bathroom and having to answer questions through the door 😭 I just want to poop in piece

Not me frantically searching for my phone meanwhile i’m using it to take pictures ._.

I forgot Canada’s drag race was on last night - opened instagram and immediately ruined the episode 🙄

Not @Netflix_CA telling me I need to sign in with a temporary passcode to MY OWN ACCOUNT because “I’m not apart of a household”. BITCH ITS MY ACCOUNT. WDYM???

Tokyo Toni posted a self directed memoir/interview. I cannot take her seriously 😭

Do republicans not understand that Puerto Rico is in America & that makes bad bunny American? 💀 Talking about how they “want an American at the Super Bowl” …you got one tho?