CLASSIC DAM

My retweets will send helpers to me someday.

You don’t talk about love to a girl that’s hungry.

F*ck her so good, she gets wet the next day just thinking about it. 🫠🤭

@auntyajoke_ How's lectures going inside U.I?

This man go think say I understand all the chemistry he Dey talk for this lecture 🥹🥹

Success attracts enemies. Progress invites jealousy. If nobody hates you, you are not making it in life.

In this economy, you need someone who adds to you. not someone who constantly feeds off you

No be everybody wey relate to you or dey relate with you be your relative. - Theory of relativity.

I’m actually so proud of everyone that has a degree man. School really isn’t easy at all😭😭

Ants are probably trying to drag you into a hole whole time you think it's pinching you😂😂

Once you get addicted to talking with someone daily, there is no going back.

You wan give up ke?? You don forget how dem dey treat poor person?

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is such a skill.

sometimes, all you just need is a sneaky link that makes you happy. leave love alone.

Someone told me they stopped checking their partner’s phone… not because they trust them fully, but because they were tired of hurting themselves.

e dey pain women when u guide & u no wan give them 🙂‍↕️

Seeing women carry blocks and cement at construction sites just feels very somehow to me. It’s heartbreaking what this country does to her citizens

All your brother’s properties belong to his wife and kids. Not you as a sibling.

If Barcelona women were to be playing against Real Madrid women every week, i would be a billionaire before the end of the year 😂😂😂

I carry this girl go chicken Republic where them dey sell rice and chicken with drink for 3500, she say she no like am, say na Michael's garden where them dey sell food 30k a plate. Na once I remember say she no actually fine like that 😭

You need hard days to know who is family, who is a friend, who is a partner and who is a passenger in your life.