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@Matphilosopher
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Centurion, South Africa Se unió Mayıs 2011
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@thatomabitsi Yeah you remain humble and ask for forgiveness till they say "a man doesn't ask for forgiveness like that ,how much do you have " 🤣🤣🤣
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you don’t initiate the bribe,they have to initiate it then you play along to avoid that ticket
Ndeeleh❤@sleendeel
Haibo kanti how does bribing work?😭😭 this one tried to bribe traffic officers and got arrested for that😂😂
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@biphakathi It happened to me too, and even selling it was difficult. People would come and test drive, promising to return. I ended up selling it very cheap
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My uncle bought a car at SMD and fixed it for 2yrs without a breakthrough, all mechanics were failing until one day we discovered a red ritual rope tied hidden in the engine 😄.
TSHIA@tshianki
Another reason why you shouldn’t buy pre-owned cars.
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She bought a car a few years before me, I was always her passenger princess and we would dream together about the day I buy my own. Maybe she thought I never would 🤷🏽♀️ I texted her 2 days before fetching it asking her to accompany me to go fetch it, she ghosted me til today. This was in 2020…
thuli tia@itsssthulsss
when did you realise that your friend actually wasn’t your friend?
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@SizweDhlomo I couldn't stop laughing at what you said this morning about people who don't have children. That they can still give advice because they were once kids🤣🤣🤣
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That’s life though, in general. Dudes that don’t know how to play, tell Ronaldo he sucks. I don’t need to be able to direct to rate a movie. Lol!
Mapholoba@LuthandoFuze
Only in SA you get judged for the kind of car you drive ... by someone who has no car AT ALL
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A dream wedding should be financed by the dreamer.. 😎
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Cheating on a fat woman is literally the most logical thing to do.
BAMIDELE🕊@thenihiin
He can never cheat 0n her 🥹
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Treat that lady who loves you with respect,basadi ba nnete ba fedile.
Dafenet@patdafenet
As you got older what did you realise??
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Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun
aka@akafaceUS
A group of women in Rio de Janeiro climb aboard a yacht to go partying.. This must be what it's like being rich.
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Did you offer him money, land, a house, or a PS5 and he refused to collect?
Dutchess🌹💞@Dutchess699031
Why is it that if you meet a man today, he wants your body already?
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But you’ll never see us go to turkey to edit our bodies
Big sis@Bokang_BigSis
Unpopular Opinion: men have the worst bodies 😩😩😩😩😩😩 but still expect a girl with a beautiful bodies
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@Leparagadi_Kego Life will humble you when you keep looking down on other people,his time has arrived
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My husband and I were in a taxi from Rustenburg yesterday with a guy who once asked me what I was doing with a man who did not have a car. 😭
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@_ShaunKeyz Aka was a work of art.his personality wasn't perfect like the rest of us, but when it came to music, he was unrivalled
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@ManOfFocus_ Growing up teaches you that blood is useless, you find yourself close to and supported by a complete stranger rather than your relatives. If you happen to lose them along the way let it be
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A woman expects you to provide because you fucked her in a relationship. But she’ll swear she’s not into prostitution.
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