Mega RetroMan

With that said: I'm the only multi-time Seattle Retro gaming finalist & champion, multiple Guinness World Record holder, winner of many various gaming tournaments. I'd love to attend/be invited to more cons/expo events outside the PNW. Contact me: hayabusa8314@hotmail.com twitter.com/TheAlexValle/s…

Looking at the 2026 Retro Championships Champion. Taking 1st place scores on 4 out of 5 games. Thank you all for your support and everyone I met at the tourney. I'm so blessed you all learned routes on these games because of me.

Everyone at the event is saying this is now the new World Record for Starfox Super Weekend. Run was recorded and seen by many people. This is the last of the Nintendo Competition games I needed a WR on. I have at one point held the WR on all games now. @GameOnExpo

1 more week until I make the trip to Phoenix for the Retro Championships. I've been practicing hard to make sure I have my builds down proper. Been hearing some folks make a lot of noise saying they're going to win this thing. Maybe y'all forgot who is going to be there? 😈

Yet another PB?? Good lord.

Great practice session tonight for the upcoming Game On Retro Championships. Going to keep up the practice until it's tourney time. So far: Starfox: CHECK! DKCC: CHECK! 1990 NWC: CHECK! 1991 NCC: CHECK! 1992 SNCC: More Practice Powerfest 94: Dreading because RNG Sucks!

I dont ask for much, but if SOMETHING that doesn't raise my stress and depression levels, or even a generous million dollar donation can fall onto my lap, that would be great. The fact that I openly said I don't want to be on this planet anymore is saying something.

I'll be doing Block III (Stages 7-9) in a Super Castlevania IV Relay Race. Yes, possibly the toughest stages in the game. First time I've been considered to do a community relay race. Going to do my team proud. Starting at 10am PST. twitch.tv/deivore

@TheDeviot @1upjohn @EGuy0613 @its_stitched Hopefully next time I'll be able to join you fellas again.

Some good times with #Splatoon3 tonight. GGs @1upjohn @EGuy0613 @MegaRetroMan @its_stitched and everyone for hanging. We'll see how we do tomorrow with the blizzard.

First time hitting 170K in 6 years. Also new PB by 19 points. 😆

Work has started. Consistency to obtain and go higher than these scores. Good practice session.

I'm just about back, and I have work to do!!! M.R.M. LADIES & GENTLEMEN!!!

Remember Splatoon players... If you want to win on Eggstra Work, you need to put eggs in the basket. It's really not that difficult. #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch2 #Splatoon

@TheRetroPoolGuy CHICKEN-GEDDON!!

Never gets old

@jakepaul You're a special kind of dipshit, aren't ya?

If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble If you don’t respect law enforcement agents then you shouldn’t depend on them When Billie Eyelash gets her home broken into it’s not gonna be f-ck ICE I can promise you that

Damageless Run of Kid Icarus is very impressive! Congrats to GrandDesigns for accomplishing this feat. youtu.be/D5HQiTubqAU?si…

Found this after 4.5 years of not seeing it. Gotta find another box with some fragile glassware in them.

Had me a couple panic attacks before and during the move. (During the move was the worst) But I'm finally out of the old place and into the new. Special thank you to my bros for the help and get the start of my office/game room going.

Nothing says good morning like a panic attack while driving. 😢 Moving day is today, just waiting for the movers to arrive. I'm still stressed as hell.

Tonight I did something that years ago I said, "whenever I lost a ton of weight, I would buy a business suit fit." That's exactly what I did! Mainly because I have a HUGE interview and needed this attire. I can't wait to put it all on. Dressed for success is an understatement.

@Praise_Sun88 @QueenAnticommie No hesitation.

@QueenAnticommie Get out and whoop his ass. Plain and simple

I would have a fight if someone did this to me!