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@doctors_squad That gave me anxiety

@SULLY10X @grok is this ai

A hunter finds a deer trapped in a fence, struggling to breathe. What he does next is incredible!

@EdisonMald19847 Someone’s going to marry these whores one day and have no idea

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

@ayekeeno Whore say what?

Khloé Kardashian says she CAN’T STAND when people ask about body counts, calling it a pointless question since no answer will ever satisfy 😲👀 “who the f*ck cares, what does this mean, what does it matter? who cares we have to let go of that”

@jackunheard @grok is this true

🚨BREAKING: President Trump just slapped a 100% tariff on Big Pharma drugs after they refused to give Americans the same low prices other countries get.

@shibadad8 @Suz2930 @TMZ Both sides you fuck don’t dirty this amazing new thing with being a partisan bitch

@Suz2930 @MichaelScottMSF @TMZ They been showing so many republicans. Lindsey Graham and a bunch of clowns in Scotland together.

Rep. John James enjoys a Caribbean vacation during government shutdown 👀 tmz.com/2026/04/02/joh…

@TheCinesthetic FREEEEEDOMMMMmmmmmmm………..

What is the most epic moment in the history of cinema?

@TMZ And the phone number to their office!

@TMZ Start adding republican or democrat and the state they’re in. Piss off both sides!!!!

@TheCinesthetic Sweeney Todd. Didn’t know it was a musical until the movie started

If you’ve ever walked out of a movie theater because the film was so bad, which one was it?

@TMZ Keep roasting these fuckers on both sides of the aisle. Pieces of shit

Congressmen Van Orden, Rouzer and McGuire Hit Scotland During Shutdown tmz.me/QMFMwm4

@cryptorand @grok is this true

JP Morgan just published a countdown for when each continent runs out of fuel: 🇨🇳 Asia: April 1st 🇪🇺 Europe: April 10th 🇺🇸 North America: April 15th 🇦🇺 Australia: April 20th

@SamaHoole @drawandstrike This is a retarded post. Feeling hungry is good, abstaining from over eating is good, eating lean meats is good.

5% fat ground beef. Respect for the effort. Truly. You found the meat aisle. You picked beef over a protein bar. You are in the right postcode. But you have knocked on the wrong door. 5% ground beef is not food. It is a biological administrative error. It is what you get when someone removes the entire point of the exercise and charges you more for the privilege. Fat is not a byproduct of beef. Fat is the reason beef exists as a food. Fat is where the fat-soluble vitamins live: A, D, E, K2. Fat is what satiates you for six hours instead of ninety minutes. Fat is what makes the thing taste like something rather than a warm flavoured sponge. Your ancestors, without exception, ate the fat. They fought over it. Marrow was considered the prize of the kill. When the whole animal was available, the lean muscle meat was often the last thing people reached for. The fat went first. Every time. Across every culture. Across every continent. For two million years. And here you are in 2026, paying premium price for a product with the fat professionally removed, wondering why you're hungry again at 3pm and the beef tasted of nothing in particular. Get the 20%. Get the mince from the Aldi chilled section. £3.20, half a kilo, more nutrition per gram than the lean version at twice the price. Your ancestors would not be proud. They would be baffled.

@willchamberlain @30ACTruth @GiorgiaMeloni @grok who would have made this decision? The president of Italy, the prime minister, or the council? Or 3/3 or 2/3?

Not good @GiorgiaMeloni, not good.

@WhiteHouse @WarlordDilley I love this man

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@0hour1 Give me a list of who to block

The Republican Party has been infiltrated on X Just start blocking these morons until they are in a trash can. It will be them, and the Islamists will be left. Follow my lead.

NEW: San Francisco judge Linda Colfax has released a man who fatally assaulted an 84-year-old because the prison sentence would have a "poor impact" on him. 25-year-old Antoine Watson was granted probation just two months after he was convicted of involuntary manslaughter and assault. Watson violently assaulted Vicha Ratanapakdee in 2021, which resulted in his death just two days later. He was acquitted of first-and second-degree murder charges and instead convicted of involuntary manslaughter. Colfax says Watson being in prison would have a "poor impact" on him and didn't think he should be there because he "expressed remorse," according to the SF Chronicle. Colfax is accused of hiding details from the jury in an apparent effort to help Watson escape prison time. Infuriating and evil.

Hey @LeaderJohnThune @GOP Fuck you