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BREAKING: Trump says peace deal could lead to the “Golden Age of the Middle East”


🔻The deadline was never for Iran. It was for the 13 families. 48 hours. Not a military countdown. A financial execution order. Signed. Sealed. Delivered through a Truth Social post disguised as a threat. While the Pentagon aimed at power plants, the Treasury aimed at accounts. 1,437 frozen. Zurich. Geneva. The Cayman Islands. All in the last 6 hours. SWIFT is offline in 4 countries tonight. They are calling it a “technical issue.” There are no technical issues. Only scheduled demolitions. THE PETRODOLLAR DIED AT 11:59 PM EST. You were not told. You were not meant to know. But the gold moved. 3,800 metric tons. From the Federal Reserve vault in Manhattan to a location that does not exist on any map. Hormuz was the trigger. Not the target. 03.24.2026. The day the invisible war became visible. NOTHING YOU SEE TOMORROW WILL BE AN ACCIDENT. Watch the markets. Watch the banks. Watch who resigns. The first domino has already fallen. ⟁



HOLY MOLY!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 Sub post!!!

How is this any different from what you see on MSNBC? The talking points are exactly the same.

Sonion I’m crying Bro said “that’s all for now” and the server said “FOR NOW?” LMFAOOOOO



@Prolotario1 @CodyLangford798 @LayahHeilpern Ok Now I’m thinking I need to rethink my Patreon Buddy Trumps advisors put that info in his ear about Iran being behind an assasination attempt They did that for a reason They convinced him it was Iran When it was really Mossad and the CIA Geez You are reaching deep this time


“It only took a few weeks before I was hiding in the kitchen pantry to put my bets in, so my kids didn’t see how much I was gambling”: @TheAtlantic gave @mckaycoppins $10,000 as part of his investigation into online sports gambling — and he came out with far less money and some insight into how gamblers get hooked on apps like FanDuel and DraftKings.

CM Punk reportedly went off script last night and cut a promo from the heart instead. (via PWlnsider)

WWE is reportedly looking to lower ticket prices for their shows through the summer this year following CM Punk’s comments Monday night. (via @bryanalvarez, @WONF4W)

“You're not against TKO, You are Mr. TKO.”

