Michael Booker

@stancullimore Ha!

@MickBooker happy to - but that might halve the value...

In a move unlikely to convince Mrs B we won’t actually grow old together surrounded by damp, old tat like Mr Trebus, I’ve just spent £5 on the last edition of the NME to feature the Housemartins on the cover

@stancullimore It would have been more but the crossword has been half done! I’ll knock on your door one day to get you to sign it.

@MickBooker wise investment... 😆

I think these two were unaware of the second rule of Mile High club stating that it has to at least take off first

Get well soon ⁦@EamonnHolmes⁩ from all at ⁦@GBNEWS⁩ gbnews.com/celebrity/eamo…

Choose trigger warnings. Choose acting like a big baby who might be scared by a play with drug-taking. Choose seats near the back of the dress circle because you were too cheap to go in the stalls. Choose suing a theatre because you heard a Scotsman swear. gbnews.com/news/trainspot…

Let’s stick together and keep the faith that good times are coming! gbnews.com/opinion/easter…

Not sure our local department store has managed to get the right balance of magical/terrifying right with the Easter display

When I retire all I’ll do is spend my days looking for David Batty

@55rach Dangerously close

@MickBooker Not shorts then?

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@MickBooker We’re Ofcoming to get you Mick 😘

The new world? It's a GB News world

Really disappointed to read the papers today and discover I’m not Banksy. Felt sure I stood a chance.

Shoplifters round ours are getting taller all the time

Remember, if you are scrambling around The Body Shop today buying bath salts and peppermint foot lotion you are a bad child and have failed your mother.

Going to have to work on it. My first ‘Good morning’ of the day always comes out a bit too high pitched.

Whenever Brent Crude is mentioned I think it would be a good name for a potty-mouthed Australian comic

If I hear the word tranche one more time today I'm going to scream

Shame that many journalists and publications have no memory of this - theguardian.com/media/greensla…