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Michael Booker

@MickBooker

Editorial Director GB News.

Se unió Ocak 2009
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In a move unlikely to convince Mrs B we won’t actually grow old together surrounded by damp, old tat like Mr Trebus, I’ve just spent £5 on the last edition of the NME to feature the Housemartins on the cover
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@stancullimore It would have been more but the crossword has been half done! I’ll knock on your door one day to get you to sign it.
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I think these two were unaware of the second rule of Mile High club stating that it has to at least take off first
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Choose trigger warnings. Choose acting like a big baby who might be scared by a play with drug-taking. Choose seats near the back of the dress circle because you were too cheap to go in the stalls. Choose suing a theatre because you heard a Scotsman swear. gbnews.com/news/trainspot…
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Not sure our local department store has managed to get the right balance of magical/terrifying right with the Easter display
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When I retire all I’ll do is spend my days looking for David Batty
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Really disappointed to read the papers today and discover I’m not Banksy. Felt sure I stood a chance.
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Shoplifters round ours are getting taller all the time
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Remember, if you are scrambling around The Body Shop today buying bath salts and peppermint foot lotion you are a bad child and have failed your mother.
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Going to have to work on it. My first ‘Good morning’ of the day always comes out a bit too high pitched.
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Whenever Brent Crude is mentioned I think it would be a good name for a potty-mouthed Australian comic
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If I hear the word tranche one more time today I'm going to scream
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