Mince Pelling

Feels good to get back out there. Is this the game I will get my first fake big league hit?

BREAKING NEWS

Some games finished hours ago and some games just drag on. I guess that's just life in MLR.

The MLR is proud to announce the development of Fake Baseball Youth Summer Camps, to help fake children develop a love for the game!

@rfakebaseball How can you not be romantic about fake baseball? 😊

Getting some work in at a Spring Training game before Season 2 starts. Ready to get into the action.

@MincePelling has been drafted @MincePelling has been drafted by the @Nashamals

A big welcome and congratulations on getting drafted to the @Nashamals to @OmegaHFBB! #DC #nats

Look forward to playing with you in Washington! Futures ---> Nationals 🔥

Congrats @LeeRipley95! Enjoy Seattle.

Congrats @FlySpacemanMLR ! Enjoy Philly!

Honored to be part of the great Washington Nationals organization. Time to roll up my sleeves and get started.

Congrats @GeorgeEwell_FBB! Have fun in St. Louis!

CONGRATS to @GarrettEvans27 !!! FIRST OVERALL PICK!!!!!

I'm so ready for the draft. Let's go boys and girls! #MLRdraft

5 hours to go #MLRdraft

I'd also like to wish everyone who took part the best of luck in the draft. #TheNextBigThings

Sorry Futures. I tried to do too much. I just wanted to get you guys (especially you @FlySpacemanMLR, since you were on deck) some more at bats. Turner got me. It just wasn't my game.

@GeorgeEwell_FBB If you ever need any spelling tips, hit me up. 😉