Mkenya

The Treasury is hiding KSh 150.7 BILLION in a secret "Sovereign Bond Proceeds Account", OUTSIDE the Consolidated Fund. This is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. No parliamentary oversight. No Auditor General. No Controller of Budget. We demand: Name the bank. Open the books. Freeze the account.

From dm... Caution to all partners giving drivers vehicles without verification and scrutiny . Share this widely until we get those whom have been culprits. A driver was giver a new car xxl to work with, a driver by the name wanjohi, he has made several attempts to disconnect tracking device but unfortunately he never made it. Today we launched a man hunt. We realised the tracker is being tampered with. Upon sharing information for circulation of the vehicle. He had to change his location. When we made a man hunt from town cbd luthuli garbarone Rd. The tracker was re activated again and seen along ngong Rd talanta stadium. We made our way to the direction followed him with the car and diverted to Karen cooperative University heading towards matassia. In the middle of the thick forest the tracker signal was jammed in the midst of the forest for five minutes and signal was lost. Later proceeded again. When we tried calling him he wasn't picking but could switch off his phone on and off just make us not reach him. When made his route towards matassia after the thicket forest. After a long trail he called the owner of the car saying I have sent u a pin location. Only to find the car dumped in the forest without the driver and keys thrown inside. When we called him since it was raining we saw someone hiding and had to follow him on a physical chase on foot until he was arrested and taken to ngong police station. Upon sharing his identity widely it is found that he has been unlocking mkopa phones and vanishing with those phones in the name of crushing the the devices of mkopa, mogo, watu phones. Among items found is a jamming tracker device laptop. Phone accessories. Forgery advocate commissioning rubber stamp among others. After making further follow up we found that he comes acquires a car as a driver uses it for crime issues when tracked by officers dumps the car on the road and disappears in thin air for hiding for a period of time then comes looks for another partner does the same. Be warned if he messed ur car he is currently at ngong police station.

@Nzuki6Amos Mtoto wa maraya na chizi

@MkenyaObserver He's a thousand times more useful than you and your entire clan

The most useless human being in Kenya.

@jshikash Says a castrated nincompoop

@MkenyaObserver Bwana this guys has made it in life wewe na umaskini yako who know you

@USEmbassyKenya @KipKeinoClassic @GabbyThomas @Ferdiomanyala Iran

Incredible performances last night at Nairobi’s @kipkeinoclassic. A big congratulations to @gabbythomas and @ferdiomanyala for their spectacular wins, and massive applause to all the athletes who competed. From the first heat to the final lap, the depth of talent from 🇺🇸 and 🇰🇪 is world class!

@USEmbassyKenya Thank you Iran

See full remarks on our website: ke.usembassy.gov/remarks-by-sus…

This is your weekly reminder that Uhuru Kenyatta constructed these affordable housing units without the Housing Levy.

Form ni wantam hata kama ruto ameniblock

IDF soldiers try to run over a young child but end up crashing instead.

@EACCKenya @DCI_Kenya

Jambo Jambo! Ni kuoga na kurudi soko…unavoidable circumstances ni wewe. Injili lazima iendelee #RutoMustGo

This is the 14 years old boy who was killed by the Somali herder's in Mwingi

The High Court has upheld a directive by the National Transport and Safety Authority (NTSA) allowing enforcement action against public service vehicles fitted with graffiti, artistic designs, and tinted windows, commonly associated with “nganya” matatus, after dismissing a petition challenging the move. Justice Bahati Mwamuye ruled that the authority acted within its legal mandate in issuing the enforcement notice, clearing the way for a nationwide crackdown on affected vehicles.

Yesterday, I wrote about homosexuality in political circles (Legislation, Judiciary and Government.) Today, closeted homosexuals came out to defend their fetish for scavenging on young men's rectums. The level of homosexuality in government is bad. By government I mean, Parliament, Judiciary and Executive. So bad. Politicians prey on young men because these young men are desperate for economic and career opportunities. Also, unlike young women, these young men can't get pregnant, and therefore, there will be no tangible, credible proof to scandalize gay politicians in the event the rectal ordeal goes sour. The young men are broke and the only thing they have is a smart-phone, witty fingers, untapped potential, academic certificates gathering dust at home and therefore politicians use their proximity to political influence to hoodwink and manipulate these young men. They sleep with these boys, tear their rectum, and leave them traumatized and in chronic mental anguish. Why are churches and mosques silent yet they know this uncouth behaviour is going on en masse? Homosexuality must be condemned strongly by all and sundry. We must protect our young men from these corrupt degenerates calling themselves leaders.

BREAKING: Secret Service agent shot during the attempted assassination of Donald Trump was likely struck by gunfire from another agent, per Sky News.

Thank you @IRANinKENYA since you bombed the Zionist @USEmbassyKenya radars in middle east, it's now raining normally even in Kenya and somalia. At about this time we would be in a dry spell. Well done!

@skmusyoka you are the problem. Stumbling block

1 bag of cement is Ksh 1,000. Ni mbaya!

🟡 🇺🇲 🇮🇷 L'INCREDIBILE IMPRESA❗ Quindi un pilota iraniano con un vecchio F-5 di 60 anni fa è volato in Kuwait, ha sfidato i radar, i caccia ipertecnologici e i missili antiaerei, ha distrutto una base USA ed è tornato a casa? Che figura gli yankee! 😜😂